Bellatrix Vilanelle LeStrange
@champagnemiss.bsky.social
I’m a wholesome ass bitch. I bake cookies nshit. I like to quote random movie lines from time to time. I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom 💁🏽♀️. ♊️✨
Watching Love Field. How Dennis Haysbert gon be mad cuz Michelle Pfeiffer had to call him the hard -er to throw the police off after she whyte womaned so hard at the bus station in Tennessee? 🤣
December 26, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Watching Love Field. How Dennis Haysbert gon be mad cuz Michelle Pfeiffer had to call him the hard -er to throw the police off after she whyte womaned so hard at the bus station in Tennessee? 🤣
We have to coordinate when the elf leaves both houses, but the fact that we agree on Christmas magic for our kids is a win! Co-parenting doesn’t totally suck all the time.
December 24, 2024 at 2:41 PM
We have to coordinate when the elf leaves both houses, but the fact that we agree on Christmas magic for our kids is a win! Co-parenting doesn’t totally suck all the time.
My lil yea yeah be wanting to be into it so bad
December 1, 2024 at 12:02 AM
My lil yea yeah be wanting to be into it so bad
Valencia, please don’t pmo. 🧐
November 28, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Valencia, please don’t pmo. 🧐
My mom sleep, so I definitely stole some of these speckled butter beans and smoked neckbones out the crockpot 🌚
November 28, 2024 at 8:43 AM
My mom sleep, so I definitely stole some of these speckled butter beans and smoked neckbones out the crockpot 🌚
We can’t ever just have a normal, drama-free holiday 🥴
November 27, 2024 at 4:04 PM
We can’t ever just have a normal, drama-free holiday 🥴
How my brother gon block me because HIS bm put a restraining order on him?? 🤦🏽♀️
November 27, 2024 at 4:02 PM
How my brother gon block me because HIS bm put a restraining order on him?? 🤦🏽♀️
Who made the rumor up that Aaliyah wore that swoop bang because she was cock-eyed??
November 24, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Who made the rumor up that Aaliyah wore that swoop bang because she was cock-eyed??
Maam, wtf 🤣🤣🤣. You want your dog napping husband back?! Divorce and move out the neighborhood 🤣🤣🤣
November 21, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Maam, wtf 🤣🤣🤣. You want your dog napping husband back?! Divorce and move out the neighborhood 🤣🤣🤣
Move tf on. That’s a dangerous game yall were playing!
November 21, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Move tf on. That’s a dangerous game yall were playing!
Fam PASS tf 🤣🤣🤣
November 21, 2024 at 4:23 PM
Fam PASS tf 🤣🤣🤣
Sounds like you need AA and therapy for you and your wife 🥴
November 21, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Sounds like you need AA and therapy for you and your wife 🥴
Maam. Omg 😆. Evict them thru the courts. When they leave, change the locks.
November 21, 2024 at 4:21 PM
Maam. Omg 😆. Evict them thru the courts. When they leave, change the locks.
Lmfaoooo that’s what tf you get 🤣🤣🤣. Don’t be tryna cut in on your friend’s action, find your own!
November 21, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Lmfaoooo that’s what tf you get 🤣🤣🤣. Don’t be tryna cut in on your friend’s action, find your own!
Lemme turn on SVU so I can go back to sleep peacefully
November 20, 2024 at 9:41 AM
Lemme turn on SVU so I can go back to sleep peacefully
Said that in my staff meeting yesterday 😂
"at the end of the day, the day gone end"
that's spectacular language
that's spectacular language
November 20, 2024 at 9:39 AM
Said that in my staff meeting yesterday 😂
This is rough man
Fuck a breakup , have you ever finished a Netflix series you loved 😭😭
November 20, 2024 at 9:23 AM
This is rough man
My 5 year old told me he wanted to grow his hair out like Goku and I told him absolutely not. We flame niggas with hair like that and I will beat somebody ass over my son 🥴🤣
November 20, 2024 at 9:12 AM
My 5 year old told me he wanted to grow his hair out like Goku and I told him absolutely not. We flame niggas with hair like that and I will beat somebody ass over my son 🥴🤣
Happy Monday! Despite my crazy past few days, I’m determined to make this a great week!
November 18, 2024 at 3:10 PM
Happy Monday! Despite my crazy past few days, I’m determined to make this a great week!
Can they please get him a handler?? Bro wandering off aimlessly into uncharted territory.
Joe Biden becomes the first sitting US President to visit the Amazon Rainforest.
November 18, 2024 at 8:15 AM
Can they please get him a handler?? Bro wandering off aimlessly into uncharted territory.
Yall ass done snapped 🤣🤣🤣
November 17, 2024 at 7:34 AM
Yall ass done snapped 🤣🤣🤣
Fam. 🤣
I need some more debauchery on here though. Who doin lines?
November 17, 2024 at 6:07 AM
Fam. 🤣
They snapped when they made this
November 17, 2024 at 6:02 AM
They snapped when they made this
I got some D and now I’m re-energized 🌚. I want to go outside now.
November 17, 2024 at 5:26 AM
I got some D and now I’m re-energized 🌚. I want to go outside now.
First of all, quit playing with Wife, be she’s fine af 💁🏽♀️
Would it be rude if i brought my wife on the date?
November 16, 2024 at 11:08 PM
First of all, quit playing with Wife, be she’s fine af 💁🏽♀️