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jira
@chamoypickle.bsky.social
it takes an alpha male to handle a latina
Saw a post about the “dangers of Pilates as a Christian” and like a wise person once said… omg you people can’t do anything!!
August 9, 2025 at 7:46 AM
just found out that therapist stalker girl lives in my town. The desert heat really does something to your brain 💀
August 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Went to a friends house and they gave me a silicone straw the other day with my drink. It was straight up disgusting felt like I had flaccid peen in my mouth NEVER put me in a situation again
June 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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June 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
the guac and chips used to be free at restaurants!!!
June 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
People that scream when you sneeze… have you tried screaming louder?
June 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
why do the sets in love island look like I could make them in the sims. Wait hold on
June 5, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Wow me and this emoji 🥀 got the same posture
June 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Don’t wanna be a gatekeeper but I loved matcha and green tea before all these boba shops and milk tea enjoyers started popping up. Yes I’m better than everyone 💕
May 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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the first google website (1997-1998)
May 23, 2025 at 11:36 AM
If every miku is canon just you wait in 30 years ima be decrepit old cat lady miku at comic con
May 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
No but really how do twitch people stream and still look good I feel like I turn into a shrimp half an hour into a game
May 22, 2025 at 10:38 AM
picked up a spam call and asked if they hiring. he really hung up on me. i know they're getting paid somehow. I wanna piece of that
May 22, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I need a thunderbolts bob edit but not the character bob the haircut. all the bobs in that movie were so iconic I need them edited to that Nicki song so bad
May 21, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I used to like dr house until he made new balances popular I’ll never forgive him for that
May 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
my mental health so messed up I started journaling again
May 20, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Trying to catch up on the spy family anime and because I’ve only been reading the manga and I think I’m tripping but I don’t remember her having JJJ boobas in season 1. Are her proportions slowly changing like in one piece
May 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I recently got on the side of TikTok that treats ChatGPT like it’s a ouija board and it’s insane how many people believe they’re talking to an “entity” when using AI. I want Zak Bagans to make a whole season on just this
May 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Love shopping, seeing something I want, saying “I could make that” and walk away, not buy it and not make it either
May 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
It’s going down I’m yelling TIMBER
May 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I’m gonna grab your bush when I say this…
May 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
check it out
I’m in the house like carpet 🤜🏽
May 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
listen, diva… can I call you diva? so—
May 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
My fav trend rn is people trying not to use ChatGPT by asking tiktok for life altering advice and still getting bot users commenting dumb answers.
May 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
idk why but I bonded with a boomer about playing jacks and hopscotch outside in the heat once and that’s beautiful I think
May 4, 2025 at 7:27 AM