Kristina Says...
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The line between genius and insanity is success.
And if David Brooks hadn't just written a piece telling us all to calm down about Epstein this wouldn't be as big of a deal. But not disclosing that info in your opinion piece telli g us to ignore something you're involved in (even tangentially) is a big problem
December 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
And if David Brooks hadn't just written a piece telling us all to calm down about Epstein this wouldn't be as big of a deal. But not disclosing that info in your opinion piece telli g us to ignore something you're involved in (even tangentially) is a big problem
This speech was a spam email that someone accidentally loaded into the teleprompter
December 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
This speech was a spam email that someone accidentally loaded into the teleprompter
The one bet that always hits
December 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
The one bet that always hits
Jeffries must be so proud that he supported it, party leadership incapable of just not shooting themselves in the foot when the gun is three counties away
December 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Jeffries must be so proud that he supported it, party leadership incapable of just not shooting themselves in the foot when the gun is three counties away
Why is the bride of Chucky catching strays like this
December 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Why is the bride of Chucky catching strays like this
I'm under 40 and I hate those videos and prefer an article soooo I dunno? I think it's more about if you like to read vs watch in general. I'm not even on TikTok cuz the format does nothing for me
December 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I'm under 40 and I hate those videos and prefer an article soooo I dunno? I think it's more about if you like to read vs watch in general. I'm not even on TikTok cuz the format does nothing for me
it can mean two things
December 13, 2025 at 7:55 PM
it can mean two things
I mean it's the discrimination of it all but also I think he's very afraid that the ASL interpreter would be making fun of him up there and he'd have no idea
December 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I mean it's the discrimination of it all but also I think he's very afraid that the ASL interpreter would be making fun of him up there and he'd have no idea
Both. Now that we have that very easy answer out of the way, start the damn court martials
December 4, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Both. Now that we have that very easy answer out of the way, start the damn court martials
At this point we can only conclude that he is very into that
December 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
At this point we can only conclude that he is very into that
If the president of peace bombs random civilian boats then what the hell war crimes were the other presidents up to?
(Yes, sarcasm. Don't reply with all the terrible shit others have done or point out he is not the president of peace because I KNOW.)
(Yes, sarcasm. Don't reply with all the terrible shit others have done or point out he is not the president of peace because I KNOW.)
December 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
If the president of peace bombs random civilian boats then what the hell war crimes were the other presidents up to?
(Yes, sarcasm. Don't reply with all the terrible shit others have done or point out he is not the president of peace because I KNOW.)
(Yes, sarcasm. Don't reply with all the terrible shit others have done or point out he is not the president of peace because I KNOW.)
I would leave all my earthly possessions behind and move to the lost city of Atlantis. No I don't know where it is, not important, I'll figure it out when I'm far away from civilization
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I would leave all my earthly possessions behind and move to the lost city of Atlantis. No I don't know where it is, not important, I'll figure it out when I'm far away from civilization
My grandmother was a child during the Donora smog disaster that killed 20ish people in the late 40s. And Pittsburgh itself was so bad that you couldn’t see downtown from Mt Washington in broad daylight
November 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
My grandmother was a child during the Donora smog disaster that killed 20ish people in the late 40s. And Pittsburgh itself was so bad that you couldn’t see downtown from Mt Washington in broad daylight
That next practice gonna be a bloodbath for everyone
November 15, 2025 at 4:15 AM
That next practice gonna be a bloodbath for everyone
so all you're getting is a vote that will definitely fail and a pinky swear they will follow the already existing law to pay federal workers.
So you're getting absolutely nothing. You did all this for not a goddamn thing (charitable) or just to help the election out before caving (craven)
So you're getting absolutely nothing. You did all this for not a goddamn thing (charitable) or just to help the election out before caving (craven)
November 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
so all you're getting is a vote that will definitely fail and a pinky swear they will follow the already existing law to pay federal workers.
So you're getting absolutely nothing. You did all this for not a goddamn thing (charitable) or just to help the election out before caving (craven)
So you're getting absolutely nothing. You did all this for not a goddamn thing (charitable) or just to help the election out before caving (craven)
Given the timing of this I am convinced the Dems held out just long enough to get past the election and now will just throw all that away and hope we forget before midterms
This is very stupid but he hasn't shown me he's smart
This is very stupid but he hasn't shown me he's smart
November 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Given the timing of this I am convinced the Dems held out just long enough to get past the election and now will just throw all that away and hope we forget before midterms
This is very stupid but he hasn't shown me he's smart
This is very stupid but he hasn't shown me he's smart
FSAs are the useless cousin of an HSA and pretty sure ACA plans don't even have it but sure, put money in an account people don't have and can't be used on the skyrocketing premiums
November 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
FSAs are the useless cousin of an HSA and pretty sure ACA plans don't even have it but sure, put money in an account people don't have and can't be used on the skyrocketing premiums
I called DC and left a message
November 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I called DC and left a message
"feckless" made an appearance
November 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
"feckless" made an appearance
Never felt so good to bust out my expansive vocabulary to tell Schumer's voicemail what I think of his leadership skills
November 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Never felt so good to bust out my expansive vocabulary to tell Schumer's voicemail what I think of his leadership skills
to your digestive tract, absolutely
November 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
to your digestive tract, absolutely
Did Sanchez wish to not be famous for the butt fumble to the monkey's paw or something??? Good Lord
October 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Did Sanchez wish to not be famous for the butt fumble to the monkey's paw or something??? Good Lord