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chalupacobbler.bsky.social
Alice
@chalupacobbler.bsky.social
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🦝 She/Her
🧠 Neurospicy
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📺 Anime Lover
📖 Manga Reader
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chalupacobbler.bsky.social
I... I have to go catch up on my treasure hunting and harvesting. ☆weeps☆
Image of a beefy guy in black tactical gear hold his arms out in a "come at me" type gesture, the text over the man reads, "the 8,974 maps & surveys in my inventory." Across from the man is another man in a hot pink body suit making the same gesture. The text on the hot pink man reads, "ME living my best life."
July 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
chalupacobbler.bsky.social
It's so nice to see @feedphil.bsky.social here on the skies. We're really excited for the show to come back (me especially hahaha)

#SomebodyFeedPhil #PhilRosenthal #AndHisBrotherRichard
Image is a screencapped phone message thread between myself and Mr. Chalupacobbler. It reads as follows: Me: PHIL IS COMING BACK IN 8 DAYS!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! Mr. C.: Lmao nice. Took me a minute. Me: UNCLE PHILLLLLLLLL and Richard
June 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
chalupacobbler.bsky.social
Helloooooo, BlueSky!

I've been doing a lot less social media bc I probably don't need to tell you how *gestures at everything* is destroying my mental health. I'm playing a ton of #TheElderScrollsOnline lately. Just wanted to stop by and say hello and that I'm still here. 💙🦋💙
The Elder Scrolls Online screenshot. A dark elf sorcerer is centered in the picture surrounded by nature. She has light green skin, side-swept ash blonde hair, and is wearing dark eye makeup and lipstick. She's wearing a Divine Prosecution cuirass with a Nibenese Court Wizard Skirt. The outfit is dyed in transliminal violet, making the outfit appear to go from a light golden color to a darker purple.
April 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
chalupacobbler.bsky.social
I saw this pop up in chat earlier while I was playing #TheElderScrollsOnline. Never tell me the friends you make while gaming don't matter. #GamerSky #MemorialRun
This is a screenshot of a block of chat box text. The text reads,"[x-KittyKat420-x] zone: Sad to say my friends and I lost a shield-brother recently. His gamertag is "Wangbot" were having a memorial for him right now in front of the flaming nix inn in deshaan if anyone would like to stop by we will be doing a memorial run in 50 mins"
March 16, 2025 at 1:51 AM
chalupacobbler.bsky.social
I did something today that I didn't think I'd ever do: I completed the Master Fisher achievement from Elder Scrolls Online! Five days. A seven hour stream. I filleted 2,783 fish (and got 31 perfect roe)! I'm so thrilled I was able to finally do it. Those ESO trophies are mine this year!
This image is a screenshot of the Master Fisher trophy (The Elder Scrolls Online) from the Playstation app. It shows a little square picture of an elf fishing outside of Windhelm at the top. Underneath a bronze grade trophy is shown next to a pyramid that expresses the rarity of the trophy. It is ultra rare, and shows that 0.8% of people who have played the game completed this trophy. Under the trophy information there are two lines reading, "Progress - Earned 2/20/25 2:25am," and, "Details - Complete all fishing achievements."
February 20, 2025 at 8:05 AM
chalupacobbler.bsky.social
Me: *hears ruckus in the front window*

Mail Carrier: *slides stack of mail in the box to the side of the window*

Cha-Cha: *repeatedly and forcefully smacking at window pane* YOU'LL NOT BREACH OUR DEFENSES! NOT NOW, NOT EVER! I WILL TEAR oh they left. Good.
This is a close up of my cat Cha-Cha's face. She is black and white with yellowy-green eyes. Her expression is one of shock, overwhelm, and outrage. Her little nose is cute and very boopable.
January 31, 2025 at 10:31 PM
chalupacobbler.bsky.social
I know when my doctor opens her email and sees my name she probably lets out the longest sigh 🤭🤡
A screencap of my Tebra messages screen. Next to the new message button is the title of the email I sent to my doctor, "My Uterus Has Chosen Violence."
January 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
chalupacobbler.bsky.social
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

Here. I'm here.
An image of Taika Waititi as Blackbeard (Our Flag Means Death) leaning on the wheel of a ship. Above him, the caption reads, "Bothered. Dehydrated. Feral. In too many lanes. Distracted. Barely surviving. Unhinged."
December 18, 2024 at 11:44 PM
chalupacobbler.bsky.social
ESO megaserver has been down, so I started playing Roombo: First Blood. It's a very inexpensive game about a robot vacuum that has to protect its house from burglars. (It has big Serial Cleaner vibes if you've ever played that.) I was looking through the trophy list & this is the funniest thing. 🤣🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️
Screenshot of a yet unearned Playstation game trophy for Roombo: First Blood. The trophy is called "Benny Hill" and the requirement text reads, "Make a burglar chase you for 30 seconds"
December 13, 2024 at 3:22 AM
chalupacobbler.bsky.social
Half of my hours played were in #fortnite but I mostly blame #LEGO for that. Next year, my goal is to stream more consistently (adhd meds go!) & rack up more trophies. I hope y'all had fun seeing your #playstation wrap-ups too! 🎮
A screenshot of Alice's 2024 Playstation Wrap-Up stats. 2024 Playstyle: Sharp Shooter Games Played: 38 Total Trophies: 245 Hours Played: 1769 Multiplayer Hours: 355 My Top Game: Fortnite
December 13, 2024 at 1:28 AM
chalupacobbler.bsky.social
I recently learned about home tours in #TheElderScrollsOnline & really wanted to make a cool house for people to visit. While I'm grinding to buy a better place, I listed my little High Isle apartment. The home is nicknamed "Can I Pet That Dawg?" & I hope everyone that visits is as amused as me. 🤣
A bear cub stands next to a small desk in the corner of the Ancient Anchor Berth home in High Isle.
December 6, 2024 at 10:09 AM
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These are couple pics from my game room/office. I mostly am using the PS5 in our living room to stream now since my back has gotten worse, but I'm looking forward to getting back in here more regularly. Streams will be back for sure in Jan (probbo a bday stream on the 1st). Stream link in comments
My game room. The entire image has a medium blue tint due to RBG ceiling, desk, and monitor lighting. You see a black L-shaped desk with consoles stacked on the left, pc and mic boom on the right. RGB keyboard (bc of course lol). Two 27" Acer monitors side by side. One background is displayed across the monitor: A digital image of Mugen's profile (Samurai Champloo) with his blade resting on his shoulder. Behind him is a scene of black cherry blossom trees and clouds which are a mix of vibrant blues, pinks, reds, along with stars. Above the monitors is a 32" Insignia tv displaying the home screen for my PS4 console. The background of the homescreen has been changed to show an image of Nicolas Brown (GANGSTA.) resting his blade on his shoulder against a starry purple/grey sky. A light blue tinted image of a recessed wall. On the right side you can see the top of a yellowy orange 5 drawer filing cabinet, it's plastered with stickers and magnets. On the left side back of the wall several strands of fake ivy hang down the wall. Atop the filing cabinet is a black letterboard with a gray frame, the white letters reveal the text, "WU-TANG IS FOR THE CHILDREN."
December 1, 2024 at 2:29 AM
chalupacobbler.bsky.social
I, too, have a smuggler right now. 🥰 (Ignore my gross recliner - there was An Incident™️)
Me in my black sweatpants and black socks with one leg stretched out on the recliner. The other foot cannot be extended as there is a black cat (named Flops) snuggled up with her head against my extended leg. Also pictured, a big ole stain on the recliner fabric due to me being the person that I am.
November 29, 2024 at 5:54 AM
chalupacobbler.bsky.social
Holidays can be a rough time. Please know it's ok to:

♡ want time alone
♡ set boundaries
♡ acknowledge grief
♡ eat whatever tf you want
♡ reach out for help
♡ put yourself first

Also, here is a pic of our cat Flops in case you feel like a cat picture would help. Be kind to yourselves, friends.
Picture shows a brown cardboard box on a dark counter top. A black cat is standing inside the box, crazed expression and tail sticking up. There is text on the outside of the box that reads, "Only dumb turnips sit in this box."
November 27, 2024 at 7:43 PM
chalupacobbler.bsky.social
Yooooo, if you follow me & I see any type of fascist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, or otherwise bigoted shit on your feed, I'm just gonna block you. Full stop. You don't deserve my friendship, my friends don't deserve the proximity, & I certainly don't give a fuck about losing you as a follower.
A two panel meme of Sam from Freaks and Geeks as he sits at a table talking to Lindsay. The first panel text reads, "I don't need another friend." The second panel text reads, "I already have 2."
November 24, 2024 at 6:30 AM
chalupacobbler.bsky.social
welp lol
A 4 panel collage of Buttercup (Power Puff Girls), Mabel (Gravity Falls), Finn (Adventure Time), and HIM (Power Puff Girls) with text underneath that reads "wit yo bitch ass".
November 24, 2024 at 2:06 AM
chalupacobbler.bsky.social
Makima is my home screen 🥰
Digital painting of Miss Makima from Chainsaw Man. She is wearing black slacks, a long black coat, and a white dress shirt. She is standing in profile against a dirt road leading to houses in the distance. To her right is a scrawny tree without leaves. The sky in the background is blue with gray-ish pink clouds, likely denoting that the sun is setting and it is early evening.
November 24, 2024 at 1:56 AM
chalupacobbler.bsky.social
Don't come for my battery level, I'm about to charge it. 😅 #lockscreen #chainsawman #anime #manga #aki #denji #power
Screenshot of lock screen shows digital art of Aki, Denji, and Power standing atop an orange building with their backs to the viewer. In their background is a large white cloud that allows the image of the characters to stand out more against the blue sky. The time on the lock screen reads 7:08, and the battery level is at 28%.
November 24, 2024 at 12:15 AM
chalupacobbler.bsky.social
True, true. Ughhhh. There's so many things I want to watch, but I don't think this is the time of year for me to be curled up in a ball crying about my shows. I'm just now getting rid of the sting from the AoT finale.
Meme of Sterling Archer in a bloodstained white dress shirt with his hands covering his face. The text underneath reads [sobbing].
November 23, 2024 at 7:52 AM
chalupacobbler.bsky.social
Fun fact about me: I went to mortuary college. I had wanted to be a funeral director/embalmer since I was six. I didn't get to finish college bc I got hurt & had to drop out, but it was still a really great experience overall. I learned a lot. My fave part was restorative art class. 🧵
A small, square piece of restorative wax sculpted into a nose rests atop a stack of index cards on a wooden table. A hand holding a slab of restorative wax that had been sculpted into a face. The right eye is missing as it was torn off the wax head. A square, collaged image of six pictures. Top left: A white plastic skull used by mortuary students to learn restorative arts. Middle: Beginning of a restorative wax face over the plastic skull. The eyes and nose of the face are being built up. Top right: A 3/4 view of the left side of the finished face. It has been sculpted into an elderly man with his tongue sticking out. Middle left: Full left side view. You can see the profile of the elderly man's face, as well as the unsculpted neck and back of head which are attached to a white plastic base. Bottom left: A closer 3/4 profile view of the elderly man's right side face. Bottom right: This image is larger than the others and shows a close up of the elderly man's eyes. You can see the lines and bags around his eyes, as well as deep grooves along the browline.
November 23, 2024 at 7:11 AM
chalupacobbler.bsky.social
Here's a couple more cross stitches I did. The Louise one is small (like, 4x6 ish), but it will forever be my favorite. The other I made for a friend's birthday.

#StitchersOfSky #HobbySky #CraftSky #lsg #BobsBurgers #CrossStitch #Crafty
Cross stitch of a head shot of Louise Belcher from the animated show Bob's Burgers. Louise has yellow skin and wears a pink hat with bunny ears - her short black hair flips out at the bottom. The text underneath her reads, "SEE YOU IN HELL!!" A rectangular cross stitch on white aida cloth. On the left and right sides, the column is stitched with a red heart at the top, bottom and middle, with a black skull and cross bones in between each. In the center the text, "I will throat punch you." is stitched in black. Bottom center is another red heart with two small, leafy flowers on either side.
November 22, 2024 at 8:24 AM
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This is one of the most well done things I've watched this year. It was more emotional than I expected. Also, heads up - cw for talk of su*cide, some abusive scenes involving a trans character.
Minimalist poster of the anime Blue Period. The poster shows a blonde, golden-eyed teenage boy and around him are strokes of blue paint. Text reads: Genre: Drama, Slice of Life Produced by: DMM Pictures, DMM Music Directed by: Koji Masunari, Katsuya Asano Studios: Seven Arcs Starring: Hiromu Mineta, Yumiri Hanamori
November 22, 2024 at 1:48 AM
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Since it's starting to snow outside, here's a progress shot of a cross stitch I did a few years ago (don't ask me where the completed picture went 🤷🏻‍♀️) It was freehanded so please ignore that the lettering is a smidge off 😅

#craftsky #hobbiesky #stitchingsky #lsg
A rectangle shaped cross stitch aida cloth with large dark blue and sky blue colored snowflakes lining framing the edges of the cloth. In the middle, the text reads, "Please chill the fuck out." The text is stitched in black, except for the word "fuck" which is stitched in sky blue.
November 21, 2024 at 10:31 PM
chalupacobbler.bsky.social
Hashtag relatable 💀
Person with short red hair & a full beard wearing a green hoodie stares out into a fenced in back yard. The text reads, "Everything about the outdoors seems suspicious."
November 21, 2024 at 5:30 PM
chalupacobbler.bsky.social
This moment during One Piece when Robin decided not to give up. 😭
Headshot of One Piece character Nico Robin. She is sobbing and text at bottom reads, "I want to live!!"
November 20, 2024 at 6:59 PM