I am the next coming of Michelangelo
December 14, 2024 at 5:44 PM
I am the next coming of Michelangelo
The wind is howling so loud all I can hear is the ghostly screams of my ancestors
December 14, 2024 at 5:43 PM
The wind is howling so loud all I can hear is the ghostly screams of my ancestors
Dang I lost 3 followers for mentioning the Kardashians. Gotta add it to the black list
December 14, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Dang I lost 3 followers for mentioning the Kardashians. Gotta add it to the black list
Those Kardashians were on to something with that laxative tea, tried one and lived on the toilet today. Feel so full of energy now ✨
December 12, 2024 at 1:08 AM
Those Kardashians were on to something with that laxative tea, tried one and lived on the toilet today. Feel so full of energy now ✨
1, 2, 3, Peter, Paul and the lingering reminders of your past mistakes
December 11, 2024 at 5:52 PM
1, 2, 3, Peter, Paul and the lingering reminders of your past mistakes
Bluesky needs to rebrand "posts" like twitter did with "tweet", we could call them ... "chemtrails"
December 11, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Bluesky needs to rebrand "posts" like twitter did with "tweet", we could call them ... "chemtrails"
How to make friends
1. Talk to people
2. ???
3. Profit
1. Talk to people
2. ???
3. Profit
December 10, 2024 at 4:55 AM
How to make friends
1. Talk to people
2. ???
3. Profit
1. Talk to people
2. ???
3. Profit
The amount of old people out and about skyrockets December 1st
December 10, 2024 at 4:51 AM
The amount of old people out and about skyrockets December 1st
Every Christmas season i end up dissociating in a Walmart and spending over $300
December 10, 2024 at 4:49 AM
Every Christmas season i end up dissociating in a Walmart and spending over $300
I used to use these in the olden days, look at how expressive this is, let's bring them back
December 10, 2024 at 4:39 AM
I used to use these in the olden days, look at how expressive this is, let's bring them back
I live in the house of unrecognized talent
December 10, 2024 at 2:59 AM
I live in the house of unrecognized talent
Couldn't find her for thirty minutes
December 10, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Couldn't find her for thirty minutes
just found out witch doctors clap the ground full metal alchemist style to open portals to another world, my life is irrevocably changed
December 9, 2024 at 2:22 AM
just found out witch doctors clap the ground full metal alchemist style to open portals to another world, my life is irrevocably changed
been on a crypto scam video essay binge. not even into crypto but I'm starting to feel like if I invest in Googly Moogly coin I could become a millionaire
December 9, 2024 at 2:13 AM
been on a crypto scam video essay binge. not even into crypto but I'm starting to feel like if I invest in Googly Moogly coin I could become a millionaire
I overuse the 😭 emoji. Will I stop? Unlikely
December 9, 2024 at 2:07 AM
I overuse the 😭 emoji. Will I stop? Unlikely
My cats when they were kittens 😭 The sizes have swapped and Peanut is a behemoth of a man now
December 9, 2024 at 2:01 AM
My cats when they were kittens 😭 The sizes have swapped and Peanut is a behemoth of a man now
What is this and why is it in my house?! 😭😭
December 9, 2024 at 1:40 AM
What is this and why is it in my house?! 😭😭
Thinking about getting these anti-fatigue glasses for gaming but my friend told me I'd look like a jaundice patient? 😭
December 9, 2024 at 1:26 AM
Thinking about getting these anti-fatigue glasses for gaming but my friend told me I'd look like a jaundice patient? 😭
Just learned that Jay Z cheated on Beyonce with Rihanna... everything makes so much more sense now
December 6, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Just learned that Jay Z cheated on Beyonce with Rihanna... everything makes so much more sense now
The presidential candidates for 2028 are looking real promising
December 2, 2024 at 12:48 PM
The presidential candidates for 2028 are looking real promising
Chat GPT is homophobic
December 1, 2024 at 8:29 PM
Chat GPT is homophobic
I'm not going to pretend like I don't like celebrity gossip. I love going on deep dives on why these two billionaires hate eachother this week
November 28, 2024 at 1:34 AM
I'm not going to pretend like I don't like celebrity gossip. I love going on deep dives on why these two billionaires hate eachother this week
It's refreshing how I haven't seen half as many bots and ads on people's posts.
November 27, 2024 at 9:15 PM
It's refreshing how I haven't seen half as many bots and ads on people's posts.