Chalkboard Tao
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Chalkboard Tao
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Wildlife rehabber, news junkie, leather crafter, systems engineer, philosopher. Basically, too many hobbies from "Wait, how do you..."
Just a reminder that a lower security prison works both ways on how much easier it is to get out - and in. If I had info that could take down a President and multiple millionaires, I wouldn't have taken the transfer. I'd immediately tell reporters to follow the money. It's all in the #EpsteinFiles.
August 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Imagine having so much of the world detest you that one of your bodyguards has to carry around an anti-air raft missile in a duffle bag.
🤔 Putin's security guards are using FPV interceptors, - "Flash"
July 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
A personal musing on subliminal messaging between AI LLMs and society. First, LLMs don't store language as words or phrases, but instead as a collection of relationship values. Stronger ties = higher values. Also, it's not a few Venn diagrams, but billions of overlapping mathematical relations. 1/
July 28, 2025 at 10:05 AM
How many MAGA Republicans are waking up right now to the reality that they've been conned, and Democrats aren't the enemy?
We are watching this in real time
July 18, 2025 at 12:44 AM
There is no tolerance to be had for those acting to erase your existence. Gender is a social construct, and is scientifically proven to not be binary. These resources are necessary in a society where not conforming can get you killed or worse.
July 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
In response to today's idiotic White House poster, I decided to make one that was more realistic. #NoKings
July 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Okay, who told Trump this was a documentary?
June 10, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Trump's attack on Harvard needs to be viewed in the long-term aside from immigration. Will he argue that the 4 alumni Justices need to recuse themselves? How long will Vance, Alito, & Thomas shield Yale from his scrutiny? If extended, what type of skill & tax-base flight will blue Mass experience?1/
May 23, 2025 at 8:47 AM
When a man walks down the street, laughing hysterically at the pizza box he's holding, you have to wonder how deliriously good - or bad - that pizza may be.
May 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Fuck Trump and Robert Kennedy. My #Covid booster is now scheduled for tomorrow. Schedule yours before you can't. Party of freedom and liberty my ass.
May 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Three years of daily grind and occasional drops, my Otter Box finally retires after facing the Ultimate Boss: Bored Teething Puppy.
May 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
So how long into the first meeting with Pope Leo do we give Trump before he threatens to take away his natural born citizenship when they disagree on something?
May 8, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Bluesky: "Everyone loves Star Wars. Here's a whole day of it."
Me: "I mean, sure, it's the 4th."
BS: "Hey, your timeline yesterday was full of Star Wars! Here's some more!"
Me: "No, no. I didn't hit like on any. See less."
BS: "Do you not like Baby Yoda? Check these posts to make sure."

... Y'all.
May 4, 2025 at 6:24 PM
A new movie dropped? What did I miss?
May 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
At the end of the day, parents need to decide whether they love & support their living children or the beliefs of their dead ancestors. Vaxxed, LGBTQ, mixed race, immigrant, autistic, atheist. If your arms are closed to a baby/grown child due to outdated, dead beliefs, you're no parent, but a fool.
May 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Tesla looking for a new CEO to replace Musk is not the celebratory end-goal for #TeslaTakedown , but simply a step in the process. This is a man intent on destroying American society for his benefit. Boycotting Tesla needs to continue until he divests & no longer profits off any of its success. 1/
Tesla chair says board not looking for new CEO to replace Musk
Tesla Chair Robyn Denholm on Thursday said the media report on board members reaching out to recruitment firms to look for a new CEO to replace Elon Musk was "absolutely false".
www.reuters.com
May 1, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Benefits of fostering.
April 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
So what happens when that employee is the President of the United States as he commits insider trading via engineered market volatility?
US DOJ implements first-ever incentive program to clawback employee compensation
The US DOJ published its newly-established Compensation Incentives and Clawbacks Pilot Program applicable to corporate criminal resolutions involving the Criminal Division.
www.nortonrosefulbright.com
April 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I want someone to say, "Let this speech usher out the times when Thurmond's record was set, when Trump's beliefs want to take us back to, and usher in a new America, unafraid of modern life, modern compassions, and modern rules of law." @booker.senate.gov

Simply amazing.
April 1, 2025 at 10:48 PM
The Hypocritical News Network. Folks are trying to tear Ryan Reynolds apart for having his young daughter deliver a sexually explicit joke in the DeadPool mo - Sorry, this just in: Conservatives push to rebrand American slavery as black immigration, & require pregnant children to give birth or die.
March 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Every morning this week has included 20 minutes of cleaning uncontrolled messes from the kitchen floor. You would think I mean the current Administration but no, this is much more rewarding. These lil pups are such good listeners, even at 7 weeks old. Being a foster home brings so much light & love.
March 25, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Someone explain to me why Democrats would vote for funding the government, just so Republicans can dismantle it.
🚨 Everyone needs to call their Dem Senator right now. They are starting to cave.

Tell them:
1. Vote NO on Cloture
AND
2. Vote NO on the Republican spending bill.

Don’t let them pivot to reconciliation. GOP doesn’t need Dem votes on that and they know it.

TODAY is the showdown.
🤳🏽: (202) 224-3121
March 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Consider JD Vance's goading of Trump w Zelenskyy not as a Putin ally, but as a man next in line for the Presidency. He's already committed to performative morals for power: liberal to neo, whites only albeit his family, anti-Trump to pro, etc. Vance is searching ways to invoke the 25th Amendment.
March 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Just thawed out a bag of garden tomatoes and ended up with half a bag of tomato water/juice. Delicious solution: use the juice to pressure cook some rice, and top off a bowl with the first backyard eggs of the year. The tomato pulp left over will be for pasta tomorrow.
March 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Views from the La Merced convent and monastery in Antigua, Guatemala. We were lucky enough to witness dramatic skies and a romantic wedding.
February 25, 2025 at 4:58 AM