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born to gatekeep, forced to girlboss
@chaldeagrind.bsky.social
this account might last 5 days or 5 years.

fate rp 🔞
writer: JN, she/her
pfp: neka.cc/composer/11879
i was this close to having a brilliant, articulated thought. this close. you ruined my momentum
January 9, 2026 at 5:16 PM
is there any difference when you think about it
January 9, 2026 at 11:02 AM
it's the nazis again isn't it.

i hate moon nazis
January 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
where could you even place a giant time travel base
January 9, 2026 at 1:49 AM
i'm putting you in the employee of the month roster.
January 9, 2026 at 1:48 AM
i like this spirit of initiative.
January 8, 2026 at 6:12 PM
maybe that's part of my plan. maybe you've already fallen in my trap
January 8, 2026 at 5:59 PM
you know what? that's a brilliant idea. a good reminder of how an organization is supposed to work. it will certainly reassure employees and make them more productive
January 8, 2026 at 5:48 PM
i think we should buy a hundred. just in case

We Never Know
January 8, 2026 at 5:41 PM
i'm holding
January 8, 2026 at 5:39 PM
you should record this somewhere for various future purposes
January 8, 2026 at 5:35 PM
if only i heard it more
January 8, 2026 at 5:34 PM
i will kick you like the football
January 8, 2026 at 5:32 PM
this flowchart is giving me a headache
January 8, 2026 at 5:31 PM
DO I LOOK LIKE AN EMPLOYEE
January 8, 2026 at 5:22 PM
i am the office!!! me!!!
January 8, 2026 at 5:07 PM
we don't talk about that.
January 8, 2026 at 5:02 PM
i'm not mad just disappointed
January 8, 2026 at 5:02 PM
DON'T deviate from the topic at hand!! the details don't matter.

and? is gravity going to complain about it??? no! so find something!! get to work!!
January 8, 2026 at 5:01 PM