Cal
chalciope.bsky.social
Cal
@chalciope.bsky.social
pretty, gay, pretty gay. she/her.
Agreed - so don’t say that charters can be religious when legally, they can’t, and imo, constitutionally, they shouldn’t be allowed to be, for Establishment Clause reasons. (Of course, what I think is unlikely to be where the court ends up! But don’t let the Court off the hook yet.)
April 23, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Don’t concede this one yet! At least until the end of this term, this is categorically NOT the case - indeed, the permissibility of religious charters is exactly what SCOTUS will be hearing about next week in Oklahoma Charter School Board v. Drummond.

I’m not optimistic, but hold the damn line.
April 23, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Yeah, and it’s also him just lying about an extremely-clearly worded text - in this case, a children’s book; but the parallels to, e.g., the citizenship clause of the Fourteenth Amendment draw themselves. 🙃
April 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
🙃
Like this is truly the level of analysis it feels like we're at right now with their construction of "All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States". It seems pretty similarly self-evident; and yet!
April 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Yikes, I hate this timeline. 😭

There's something especially revealing to me about how Alito is specifically simply lying about the meaning of a simple text here, too. Like there's not too much daylight between the reading level of this book and the first sentence of the Fourteenth Amendment imo ...
April 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Like this is truly the level of analysis it feels like we're at right now with their construction of "All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States". It seems pretty similarly self-evident; and yet!
April 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
like idk whether there actually IS much difference between what he's doing here with the text of the book v. what he says it's about and what he may well do with the text of the 14th amendment vs. his claims about what it means for birthright citizenship
April 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
imo it's incredibly REVEALING about how these justices interpret the constitution itself that alito is out there blatantly lying about what this children's book is about

and that even when sotomayor proves it by QUOTING THE BOOK, both alito and the lawyer just ignore her and get to speak over her 🤡
April 22, 2025 at 10:26 PM
did not pencil in [existential breakdown over children’s literary fucking analysis] into my calendar for this morning but here we are 🫠
April 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
It’s just a perfect encapsulation of how Alito simply lies about/distorts texts to give up whatever interpretation he wants them to have. And it doesn’t even matter!! He doesn’t even care!! Because it’s just window dressing for the raw exertion of power!

Like WHAT are we even doing here tbh
April 22, 2025 at 3:22 PM
with the constitution they can pretend it’s some complicated historical thing and You Just Don’t Understand the Blackstonian Nuance, but seeing him do it so blatantly with a kid’s book just lays bare the entire joke of an enterprise 🤡
April 22, 2025 at 2:54 PM
like on a meta level, this obviously disingenuous argument about the meaning of a CHILDREN’S BOOK demonstrates how Alito et al. simply lie about texts to give them whatever predetermined interpretation they want them to have
April 22, 2025 at 2:54 PM
simply losing it over the national embarrassment that is relying on a guy who doesn’t understand the basic plot of “Uncle Bobby’s Wedding” to interpret THE CONSTITUTION definitively 🫠
April 22, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Oops - forgot alt text!

For reference, first screenshot is from www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/24...; second is from www.courtlistener.com/docket/69913...
April 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
The Supreme Court got to it at 12:55, as you said; then, just a few minutes later, the 5th Circuit issued its own order on the relevant motion at 1:03am EST (12:03am CST - so technically the dating IS wrong). So like I said - time zone issue!
April 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
after the district court refused to act (along with Judge Boasberg in DDC, actually - given the urgency, they were going to all courts that might act ASAP), as they mentioned in their motion:
April 21, 2025 at 1:10 AM
In fact, looks to me like that’s exactly what happened!

For context, I think you’re misunderstanding a bit. The 5th Circuit order was NOT a “reply” to the (one-page) Supreme Court order. Rather, both orders were on more or less the same motion: the ACLU simultaneously asked both courts to intervene
April 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Like, @the US government, you want to admit that deportation's been a fucking punishment all along? OK - then time for the Trump admin start paying the ACLU lawyers and folks like @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social, I guess, because Gideon wouldn't be even the HALF of the process they would owe.
April 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
held, "But when Congress sees fit to further promote such a policy by subjecting the persons of such aliens to infamous punishment at hard labor, or by confiscating their property, we think such legislation, to be valid, must provide for a judicial trial to establish the guilt of the accused."
April 19, 2025 at 10:14 PM
In Wong Wing v. US (1896), the Court held CLEARLY unconstitutional a law that sentenced immigrants to ten years imprisonment prior to removal. While acknowledging that it was "settled by our previous decisions that the United States can... expel aliens or classes of aliens" civilly, the Court then
April 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
See, e.g., Fong Yue Ting v. United States (1893); Harisiades v. Shaughnessy (1952); INS v. Lopez-Mendoza (1984); DHS v. Thuraissigiam (2020); etc.

But as far back as 189-fucking-6, the Supreme Court recognized that this claim would be untenable if "deportation" were anything OTHER than just return.
April 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Indeed, the argument that "deportation is not criminal punishment" is what the whole rotten edifice of immigration law's reduced due process standard (even in normal conditions) is BUILT on! That's why you don't automatically get a lawyer in immigration court, and why "expedited removal" is a thing.
April 19, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Couldn’t that just be a time zone issue with a midnight ruling? If the SCt order came in around 12:30am EST, it would already be 4/19 for them in DC - but if the 5th Circuit issued an order fifteen minutes LATER, they would date it as still 4/18, because it would still be 11:45pm CST.
April 19, 2025 at 9:10 AM