"half I'm gonna use to pay this band, half I'm saving cause I'm gonna owe em"
May 5, 2025 at 11:32 PM
"half I'm gonna use to pay this band, half I'm saving cause I'm gonna owe em"
remember when they sold live pet fish at the walmart?
April 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
remember when they sold live pet fish at the walmart?
holy jason molina's eyebrow
April 25, 2025 at 12:08 AM
holy jason molina's eyebrow
I was out playing golf today. Kept up with Masters score and didn't watch, but drove home knowing it was Rory's to win or lose. Turned on my TV literally in the back swing of Rory's putt on 18. At least I get to watch some golf now I guess, but dannnng man. I missed that putt all day too
April 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I was out playing golf today. Kept up with Masters score and didn't watch, but drove home knowing it was Rory's to win or lose. Turned on my TV literally in the back swing of Rory's putt on 18. At least I get to watch some golf now I guess, but dannnng man. I missed that putt all day too
retracting until I think more
April 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
retracting until I think more
sometimes I genuinely can't tell kraus from pavarotti, spooky stuff
April 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
sometimes I genuinely can't tell kraus from pavarotti, spooky stuff
i do wish sports announcers weren't so knowledgeable. it would be more interesting to me to hear commentary like "apparently one team has been sent to time out" and "that was probably worth some big points"
April 8, 2025 at 3:04 AM
i do wish sports announcers weren't so knowledgeable. it would be more interesting to me to hear commentary like "apparently one team has been sent to time out" and "that was probably worth some big points"
this will be a fun game because Duke won't win, cheering for Houston because they gave me a thrill
April 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM
this will be a fun game because Duke won't win, cheering for Houston because they gave me a thrill
please stop calling what trump is doing zero sum thinking. so many are parroting this now. that's not what zero sum is and that's not what he's doing. honestly I have no idea what he's doing but it certainly doesn't involve math
April 7, 2025 at 3:44 AM
please stop calling what trump is doing zero sum thinking. so many are parroting this now. that's not what zero sum is and that's not what he's doing. honestly I have no idea what he's doing but it certainly doesn't involve math
i know bo hines and all i got is a big hahaha ok
March 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
i know bo hines and all i got is a big hahaha ok
peolple, peolple who meed peolpe
March 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
peolple, peolple who meed peolpe
damn it all I just realized I am currently the version of myself that I don't enjoy
March 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
damn it all I just realized I am currently the version of myself that I don't enjoy
ive gotten so much smarter in the last 20 minutes. bet.
March 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
ive gotten so much smarter in the last 20 minutes. bet.
idk about sever and severe honestly
March 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
idk about sever and severe honestly
dang that's some severe mercy, woah what merciful severance
March 26, 2025 at 3:28 AM
dang that's some severe mercy, woah what merciful severance
just be negative (in a positive way)
March 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
just be negative (in a positive way)
anoint your guests with oil, cover anyone entering your home with axe body spray
March 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
anoint your guests with oil, cover anyone entering your home with axe body spray
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Sometimes you gotta lean into the hubris and brace for the Fall
March 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Sometimes you gotta lean into the hubris and brace for the Fall
I used to love a good drink, and I would drink often, rarely overdid it, but enjoyed the whole bar scene. then I randomly lost the urge to drink and now I don't. I'm kinda mad about it honestly, it wasn't even my decision
March 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I used to love a good drink, and I would drink often, rarely overdid it, but enjoyed the whole bar scene. then I randomly lost the urge to drink and now I don't. I'm kinda mad about it honestly, it wasn't even my decision
dearest liza, my bracket also has holes. awaiting your intrepid guidance
March 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
dearest liza, my bracket also has holes. awaiting your intrepid guidance
in tar heel tradition, im screaming "take a time out" fruitlessly at the screen
March 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
in tar heel tradition, im screaming "take a time out" fruitlessly at the screen
ninja turtles coulda been pirate turtles instead
March 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
ninja turtles coulda been pirate turtles instead