ChainsawHands
@chainsawhands.bsky.social
What about zebras and other hoofed animals?
October 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
What about zebras and other hoofed animals?
Mother, why have you done this
October 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Mother, why have you done this
"So how was the food?"
"Banging"
"Banging"
October 1, 2025 at 11:49 AM
"So how was the food?"
"Banging"
"Banging"
you also have to polish your head like a bowling ball
September 15, 2025 at 10:27 AM
you also have to polish your head like a bowling ball
my dream job, telling people what music they're supposed to listen to
July 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
my dream job, telling people what music they're supposed to listen to
The Venn Diagram for Gee and Bouphe films is two circles where the only items in the overlap are Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone and tits.
May 29, 2025 at 12:06 PM
The Venn Diagram for Gee and Bouphe films is two circles where the only items in the overlap are Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone and tits.
Bouphe films are all chosen from the tapes discovered from demolished Blockbusters that have fallen down the back of the shelves and not been found for 30 years.
May 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Bouphe films are all chosen from the tapes discovered from demolished Blockbusters that have fallen down the back of the shelves and not been found for 30 years.
Last pic makes me want an Elvira cooking show.
May 23, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Last pic makes me want an Elvira cooking show.
Tweets from my grandma
May 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Tweets from my grandma
Same energy as that person who met the Queen on a walk and asked if she had ever met the Queen.
March 31, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Same energy as that person who met the Queen on a walk and asked if she had ever met the Queen.
Merry Bouphemas!
March 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Merry Bouphemas!
Don't tell your WIFE about THIS GAME!
March 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Don't tell your WIFE about THIS GAME!
Congratulations, you gnomed yourself.
March 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Congratulations, you gnomed yourself.
