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will | 31 | writer | they/them | butch as a noun | free palestine | land back now | based in Meanjin, on Yagara and Turrbal land | I will block you if you're being a bigot!
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chainsawdog.bsky.social
did i ever post about purkle? you could earn up to $3.50 Purkle dollars today
An email titled Message from Purkle. Small text reads:
October 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
chainsawdog.bsky.social
woah sick dont hug me im scared reference
A low resolution photograph of three mops leaning against a terracotta brown wall. From left to right the mop heads are coloured green, red, and blue.
October 21, 2025 at 12:31 AM
chainsawdog.bsky.social
the only temu ad ive ever wanted to click on
A ceramic frog shaped thing in a white person's hand. The legs of the thing are mottled green but the rest of it is white skin coloured. The frog has a human face with small human ears, black dots for eyes, and round spectacles.
October 20, 2025 at 9:32 AM
chainsawdog.bsky.social
her descendant lives in doncaster, england
A still picture of a green man witha hunched back. He is bald with large white eyes. There are deep black rings around his eyes, giving the appearance of eyebags. His mouth is an uncertain line. He holds his left hand with the palm facing towards him. One long crooked finger extends and on it is a small, simple white puppet. In the left of the image is a disgusting looking birthday cake topped with a single crooked candle, lit, and three of his strange fingers. The background is a wasteland.
October 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM
chainsawdog.bsky.social
not even The Ghoul?
October 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
chainsawdog.bsky.social
100% these clowdward ho dog men r Xoloitzcuintli not dobermen. sorry no alt text
October 11, 2025 at 8:18 AM
chainsawdog.bsky.social
started "the body keeps the score" and i am frustrated that it is so america-centric. what a disappointing mindset. statements like this generalise and dehumanise non-western countries. im exhausted. many of those cruelties are the fault of western powers
October 6, 2025 at 5:11 AM
chainsawdog.bsky.social
people who say "haha i let the intrusive thoughts win!" when confronted with ACTUAL intrusive thoughts:
An image of Spongebob Squarepants, who is a yellow dish sponge with clothes, standing beside a bed. His expression is one of disgust.
September 5, 2025 at 1:41 PM
chainsawdog.bsky.social
uffington horse in ur window
August 27, 2025 at 8:12 AM
chainsawdog.bsky.social
who tf is pharmboywalt. gutter ass name
A screenshot of a text message box with the word pharm written out. The three suggested words are pharmacy, pharmboywalt, and pharmaceutical.
August 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
chainsawdog.bsky.social
a plomb?
An image of three plums. They are wine red, one has been cut in half and its yellowish flesh is visible. The seed has been removed from the pit. There are two oval shaped green leaves between the cut plum and the plum in the background.
August 17, 2025 at 12:57 PM
chainsawdog.bsky.social
hey i know theres magic in fire emblem but whats the secret to keeping these things up without any visible support. is her dress made of something solid. what boob tape exists in fodlan
A photo of a woman in the game Fire Emblem Three Houses. She has long apricot coloured hair, wears a crimson dress with gold trimming. The chest of the dress splits into two, and cover her absurdly large breasts considering she has no other fat on her. Around her shoulders are long orange and red feathers.
August 17, 2025 at 4:27 AM
chainsawdog.bsky.social
so about #thatGUTTERshow
a photo of the purple princess diana beanie baby. it is bear shaped, has a purple bow around its neck, hard plastic black eyes and nose. on the left of its chest a white rose has been embroidered, with a green stem. the text overlay reads "full of spiders" and has a white arrow pointing at the beanie baby's midsection
August 8, 2025 at 9:17 AM
chainsawdog.bsky.social
might be the funniest reply ive ever gotten on reddit (www.reddit.com/r/writers/s/...) <- convo for context
> Edit: it is frustrating that you completely ignored that I have a similar experience to OP. I just woke up, chill the fuck out.
August 8, 2025 at 8:39 AM
chainsawdog.bsky.social
man fuck, like gutter and neoscum are so fucking good YES corporations dont give a shit about us YES people with a bunch of money do dumb shit with it YES we live in a world where we're made to feel powerless and wouldn't it be so fucking cool to make even the smallest difference and wouldn't it rock if that small different was a catastrophic landslide for the elite
August 5, 2025 at 11:50 AM
chainsawdog.bsky.social
somehow i think douglas wasnt as polite as he says he was
A two star google review by Douglas Hackett from 6 months ago. "A good selection of books. Very crowded (Christmas and all). I was served by an incredibly rude, very condescending staff member. A young person. When I politely called her out for acting immaturely, she told me not to come back! Okay, I won't."
July 14, 2025 at 4:31 AM
chainsawdog.bsky.social
Quetzalcoatlus northropi was/is the biggest flying creature on earth. bigass head too
July 13, 2025 at 7:55 AM
chainsawdog.bsky.social
July 12, 2025 at 11:21 AM
chainsawdog.bsky.social
whys this so fucking horny. we saw you across the room at this dogshit chuck e cheese and wanna make you our third.

also fuck scott cawthon. he better not be benefitting from these books

www.houstonpress.com/arts/scott-c...
July 6, 2025 at 5:57 AM
chainsawdog.bsky.social
im an artist in officeworks and only in officeworks
June 23, 2025 at 8:28 AM
chainsawdog.bsky.social
A screenshot of a clickhole article. The text reads: Selfish: This Man Found Time To Build A Birdhouse While JonBenét Ramsey’s Murder Is Still Unsolved April 17, 2017 The image is of a man doing woodworking. A pagent photo of Jonbenet Ramsey is in the lower right corner.
June 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
chainsawdog.bsky.social
the soil here is full of building debris and sucks so im letting the weeds do the work of breaking it all up. in other news my snake vine has flowered ☺️
June 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
chainsawdog.bsky.social
my nails look like this so yours can look like that 😂
June 13, 2025 at 10:50 AM
chainsawdog.bsky.social
loading screen tips
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June 11, 2025 at 10:24 AM
chainsawdog.bsky.social
new bigtop burger confirms cesare is a reference to the cabinet of dr caligari. the hits keep coming thank u worthi
A gif of the sonambulist called Cesare played by Conrad Veidt in the Cabinet of Dr Caligari. His hair is black and short, his face white but tinted sepia. Makeup beneath his eyes exaggerate the idea of eyebags. His lips are painted black. As the gif moves his eyes widen. A screenshot of the Bigtop Burger character Cesare. He has blueish sallow skin and dark bags around his eyes. His eyes are yellow. He is looking towards the viewer, sitting in his van, his left arm resting on the seat behind him. His right hand isn't entirely visible but rests on the steering wheel. He has stringly black hair, a thin nose, and a smug expression.
June 7, 2025 at 7:51 AM