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@chagrined.bsky.social
so far it seems like I'm mainly angstposting here
the nice thing about Thanksgiving dinner is I can drink alcohol while the lions play 😅😂
November 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
the nice thing about Thanksgiving dinner is I can drink alcohol while the lions play 😅😂
I was so excited for that lions OT game-winning sack I accidentally punched the cabinet above me 😅
November 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I was so excited for that lions OT game-winning sack I accidentally punched the cabinet above me 😅
I finally forced myself thru the rest of andor S2 and wow... what a let-down of a season. like they ttly 4got how to develop characters or pace anything.
November 20, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I finally forced myself thru the rest of andor S2 and wow... what a let-down of a season. like they ttly 4got how to develop characters or pace anything.
that gibbs run! 😍😍 he's so good at those sharp turns
November 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
that gibbs run! 😍😍 he's so good at those sharp turns
I wanna pet alex anzalone's hair
November 17, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I wanna pet alex anzalone's hair
that unsportsmanlike conduct call was so dumb 🙄
November 17, 2025 at 2:36 AM
that unsportsmanlike conduct call was so dumb 🙄
I have a friend/ex who has a gr8 butt and also plays a bug in a larp and I really wanna write on his ass at a kink party while he's in his larp costume, "BUG WITH A BIG ASS" 😂 (from the game changer ratfish ep)
sadly idk if he will ever let me 😭😝
sadly idk if he will ever let me 😭😝
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I have a friend/ex who has a gr8 butt and also plays a bug in a larp and I really wanna write on his ass at a kink party while he's in his larp costume, "BUG WITH A BIG ASS" 😂 (from the game changer ratfish ep)
sadly idk if he will ever let me 😭😝
sadly idk if he will ever let me 😭😝
LIONS HAVE TIE-ERD THE BEARS (for the lead in the division), OH MY! 😝
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
LIONS HAVE TIE-ERD THE BEARS (for the lead in the division), OH MY! 😝
went 2 get drug tested 4 my new job, & felt I had 2 shit as well as pee while waiting. was so glad I was able 2 pee without pooping when I did the test, since the person overseeing it had 2 check the toilet be4 it flushed. (sometimes I can't help it, if 1 is gonna come out they're both coming out!)
November 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
went 2 get drug tested 4 my new job, & felt I had 2 shit as well as pee while waiting. was so glad I was able 2 pee without pooping when I did the test, since the person overseeing it had 2 check the toilet be4 it flushed. (sometimes I can't help it, if 1 is gonna come out they're both coming out!)
u know when the dog lays right in the middle of the room so u have 2 put ur foot on him and pretend ur gonna step on him
November 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM
u know when the dog lays right in the middle of the room so u have 2 put ur foot on him and pretend ur gonna step on him
Poem about dog:
He's Beauty.
He's Grace.
He's Farting In Your Face.
He's Beauty.
He's Grace.
He's Farting In Your Face.
November 8, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Poem about dog:
He's Beauty.
He's Grace.
He's Farting In Your Face.
He's Beauty.
He's Grace.
He's Farting In Your Face.
I remember in 2nd grade, be4 I had my childhood friend experience that decimated my self-esteem, I thought all the boys in school liked me. 😅😝 which I doubt was true. but I was just reminded of it bc this past week suddenly I feel like I'm being talked to/hit on by so many ppl & I'm like... HAS
November 8, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I remember in 2nd grade, be4 I had my childhood friend experience that decimated my self-esteem, I thought all the boys in school liked me. 😅😝 which I doubt was true. but I was just reminded of it bc this past week suddenly I feel like I'm being talked to/hit on by so many ppl & I'm like... HAS
honestly, what would dogs do without humans to rub their bellies?
November 6, 2025 at 2:09 PM
honestly, what would dogs do without humans to rub their bellies?
lions, why u gotta do this 2 me 😭
November 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
lions, why u gotta do this 2 me 😭
what a heartbreaking way 4 a series 2 end
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
what a heartbreaking way 4 a series 2 end
damn this baseball game is intense!
November 2, 2025 at 4:17 AM
damn this baseball game is intense!
sewing a queer tote bag while watching baseball feels like a good mix of gendered signifiers 😅
November 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
sewing a queer tote bag while watching baseball feels like a good mix of gendered signifiers 😅
I still love ohtani, but I am rooting 4 the blue jays
November 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I still love ohtani, but I am rooting 4 the blue jays
every time some1 trying 2 hit on me claims to be into board games, so I ask their faves & they say "monopoly" 🙄🙄🙄
October 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
every time some1 trying 2 hit on me claims to be into board games, so I ask their faves & they say "monopoly" 🙄🙄🙄
also amused by how many times they replayed that shot of that guy getting tagged right in the crotch 😂
October 30, 2025 at 12:20 AM
also amused by how many times they replayed that shot of that guy getting tagged right in the crotch 😂
2 HRs on 3 pitches to start the game, wow
October 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
2 HRs on 3 pitches to start the game, wow
historically, most ppl would say I looked more like my mom & my sister looked more like my dad, & I'd agree with that. but every now and then I'll get some1 who thinks the opposite!
Do you look more like your mom or your dad? Or a grandparent? Or another relative?
October 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
historically, most ppl would say I looked more like my mom & my sister looked more like my dad, & I'd agree with that. but every now and then I'll get some1 who thinks the opposite!
discovering you may actually be an extrovert rather than an introvert at age ~40, and working on unlearning a lifetime of social anxiety 😤
October 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
discovering you may actually be an extrovert rather than an introvert at age ~40, and working on unlearning a lifetime of social anxiety 😤
sigh. I need 1 of these jobs I've applied to to hire me just so I can buy a million pomegranates
October 20, 2025 at 10:27 PM
sigh. I need 1 of these jobs I've applied to to hire me just so I can buy a million pomegranates
v amused by @longwhitecoats.bsky.social discovering that if u search "dutch angle" on google on mobile, the results page will be shown tilted at an angle 😝
October 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
v amused by @longwhitecoats.bsky.social discovering that if u search "dutch angle" on google on mobile, the results page will be shown tilted at an angle 😝