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Craig
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I don't know... I like horror movies and being gay 🤷‍♂️
Got to the dentist and the automated doors didn't work. One of the three receptionists opened the door. I walk towards the desk and say 'looks like I don't have a soul'... nothing. Not even a chortle. Damn Gen Zs.
November 22, 2025 at 9:23 AM
I just cannot help myself. I mean look how pretty they are. And slimming too because, you know, Diet Coke.
November 21, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I was getting settled to watch Saturday Kitchen but Olly (Night)Murs is the guest. Less than one minute in and he's screamed. Switched right off. I just cannot stand that man.
November 15, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Just catching up with yesterday and today's #EastEnders ... the biggest shock is that Harry is short for Harrison and not Henry or Harold...
November 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I've said it before, and I'll say it again, the only reason I would want to be famous is to go on Saturday Kitchen. You literally get served a four course meal and stupidly drunk before noon.
November 1, 2025 at 11:21 AM
This weekend I will be watching nine of the eleven Hellraiser films... I will not subject myself to Revelations or Judgement ever again... well, maybe if I get drunk enough...
October 31, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Directly into my veins. Eating it all up. Nom nom nom nomitty nom 😋
October 30, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Marina tickets secured. I feel so Cuntissimo.
a woman is wearing a pink dress with buttons on the front
ALT: a woman is wearing a pink dress with buttons on the front
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October 29, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Im literally just seeing posts about how Lily Allen is like a messiah. Am I crazy or something? She cheated on her first husband. I have zero sympathy for her. The circumstances don't matter. She's entitled to write an album and express hurt. But everyone needs to stop acting as if she's a saint.
October 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
And this is about the whole David Harbour/Lily Allen marriage breakdown, being relayed to the public as a Villain vs Angel story when, in reality, she did the exact same thing to her first husband.

Eye f*cking roll
I don't care about celebrity, but when it comes to the public forum and distorting it in a way to cause a downfall of someone's life or career, it boils my blood.

Infidelity, whilst immoral, isn't a crime. what's that sh*t religious saying, something about a stone and glass house...
October 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I don't care about celebrity, but when it comes to the public forum and distorting it in a way to cause a downfall of someone's life or career, it boils my blood.

Infidelity, whilst immoral, isn't a crime. what's that sh*t religious saying, something about a stone and glass house...
October 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I drunk bought these. I didn't remember and they just got delivered. If I eat 200 biscuits before the end of the year I'm ending it all...
October 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Honestly, she is obsessed with this show.
October 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Turns out my cat really likes watching 'House'
October 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I genuinely believe that 'The Velocipastor' is one of the greatest films ever made. It's so stupid it's beyond amazing.
October 18, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I love when I find a random horror series on Amazon Prime. The Howling 2 - 5 is available. I have the first movie on Blu Ray (love Dee Wallace) so that's the rest of my weekend sorted 🤣 🐺
October 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Oh how sad. 😢
Diane Keaton has passed away at the age of 79
October 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Erm, you're welcome in advance to all that didn't know, but 'The Town That Dreaded Sundown' 1976 is on Amazon Prime. 🧑‍🍳 💋
October 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Oh sh*t! #EastEnders today is brilliant. Those last few minutes my heart was in my throat. Just... wow.
October 9, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Finally got my pre-sale code for Tori Amos 2026! 10:00 tomorrow can't come quickly enough.
October 7, 2025 at 4:24 PM
This might be the most potent drink I've ever had. If I finish this I may die. I love you all... except you. You know.
September 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Although, I have found myself easily amused by naming the teams based on the cartoons by the scores... this game is between the Arizona Red Mullet Pigeons and the San Francisco Dinner Plates.
This sport is so stupid. I literally have no idea what's going on! What does 3rd & 1 even mean?!?! 🙄
September 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
This sport is so stupid. I literally have no idea what's going on! What does 3rd & 1 even mean?!?! 🙄
September 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
This might be the most beautiful thing I've read in the past year. 🥰
September 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
God I love a Manhattan in the evening.
September 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM