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Chaffee
@chaffeetank.bsky.social
20's something queer idiot from the PNW
They/he/she

Car posting
Warhammer
Queer shit

No minors 🔞
Fuck yeah
October 28, 2025 at 6:02 AM
HOLY COW!!!

I LOVE SKYE!! <333333
October 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
What the fuck does this mean?
October 9, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Oh my god you're so right, I wish I would've thought of something stupid like that.
a close up of a deer 's nose with a white spot
ALT: a close up of a deer 's nose with a white spot
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October 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I just stood there awkwardly while he spewed his propaganda about how it's "such a great job" and that he doesn't give a shit about the other people waiting in line.

Yeah dude, you really convinced me...
October 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
When I came back into the US from Vancoufur earlier this year, I basically got held hostage when the border cop heard I was former military.

Dude held on to my passport for like 15-20 minutes and gave me a sales pitch on why I should join the border patrol while holding up the whole line.
October 7, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Where slushy glushy man?
October 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Bless you 🙏🚰
October 7, 2025 at 6:56 PM
That time of year again, guess it's back to being a doe for me
October 2, 2025 at 5:02 PM
SIDEWINDER SPOTTED
September 25, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Yeah pretty much

bsky.app/profile/chaf...
Went to a party on Saturday.

Neighbor I literally never speak to in a slightly condescending tone: "Woaoah, where are you headed off to?"

Me without skipping a beat: "uh, Church"
September 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I love the Lightning McQueen camero
September 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Mrw the lake named "crater lake" is in a crater and I actually have to climb the crater to get anywhere.
September 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Half Life 2 type vibes
September 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Alt text of image 2 goes hard
September 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM