Alice Lastname
@chaely.bsky.social
Detroit. Dogs. Writing. Soups.
Jingle Bell Rock x Lean & Rock remix
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Jingle Bell Rock x Lean & Rock remix
If everyone outside the US tweeted at the same time laughing about how the US is broke, I think we could see a regime change in under a week
October 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
If everyone outside the US tweeted at the same time laughing about how the US is broke, I think we could see a regime change in under a week
I fell off the SNL wagon over the last ten years but I'm upset nobody let me know Mike Meyers has been playing El*n
September 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I fell off the SNL wagon over the last ten years but I'm upset nobody let me know Mike Meyers has been playing El*n
Calling it now, the two US political parties are flipping again because dems can't find a purpose besides defending the parasite state
July 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Calling it now, the two US political parties are flipping again because dems can't find a purpose besides defending the parasite state
Epst@in counter point - suppose they release the list that we already know he's on, and we confirm he's on it. Then what? Anything that could happen next in that scenario could already be happening now, but it's not. It's going to take more than a gotcha to uh... get him. The damage has been done.
July 17, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Epst@in counter point - suppose they release the list that we already know he's on, and we confirm he's on it. Then what? Anything that could happen next in that scenario could already be happening now, but it's not. It's going to take more than a gotcha to uh... get him. The damage has been done.
Unstoppable comeback: "I hope you heal from whatever caused you to be this way"
June 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Unstoppable comeback: "I hope you heal from whatever caused you to be this way"
Who had a combination WWIII & civil war on their bingo card?
June 13, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Who had a combination WWIII & civil war on their bingo card?
I have to be honest, I don't know what a pope does and I'm not willing to find out
May 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I have to be honest, I don't know what a pope does and I'm not willing to find out
Xtians created the devil in their image
May 8, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Xtians created the devil in their image
I know it's misogynist language we typically want to avoid, but the hands-down best way to respond to a conservative about most hot button issues is to call them a pussy
May 1, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I know it's misogynist language we typically want to avoid, but the hands-down best way to respond to a conservative about most hot button issues is to call them a pussy
Watching her crash out because we're not excited to launch actual garbage into space has made my Wednesday worth living
did you see what gayle king said about it??? she was like “have you gone [to space]?go and come back then we can have a convo” LIKE HUHHH 😭
April 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Watching her crash out because we're not excited to launch actual garbage into space has made my Wednesday worth living
I'm working with someone who's trying to revive an old factory in Detroit. Turns out you can't even insure a building over 40 years old anymore thanks to the climate crisis. But to tear it down & build new requires costly brownfield remediation.
okay now that you all have gotten a taste of America's rational and predictable new trade policy, everyone who wants to build your new factories here just form an orderly line
April 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I'm working with someone who's trying to revive an old factory in Detroit. Turns out you can't even insure a building over 40 years old anymore thanks to the climate crisis. But to tear it down & build new requires costly brownfield remediation.
US Supreme Court declares every American can have a little illegal detainment & torture, as a treat
April 8, 2025 at 12:50 AM
US Supreme Court declares every American can have a little illegal detainment & torture, as a treat
Petition for once-in-a-lifetime shit to go back to happening only once in a lifetime
April 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Petition for once-in-a-lifetime shit to go back to happening only once in a lifetime
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Saw a post on TikTok about Columbia taking away degrees backfiring, and it made me realize - taking Degrees is way as punishment demonstrates how these institutions believe that their mission is conferring privilege and not providing education.
March 29, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Saw a post on TikTok about Columbia taking away degrees backfiring, and it made me realize - taking Degrees is way as punishment demonstrates how these institutions believe that their mission is conferring privilege and not providing education.
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“It’s legal! It’s illegal! It’s law! It’s not a law!”
That only matters to the extent that the people enforcing the law agree and to the extent that the people subject to it accept it.
That only matters to the extent that the people enforcing the law agree and to the extent that the people subject to it accept it.
March 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
“It’s legal! It’s illegal! It’s law! It’s not a law!”
That only matters to the extent that the people enforcing the law agree and to the extent that the people subject to it accept it.
That only matters to the extent that the people enforcing the law agree and to the extent that the people subject to it accept it.
E|on doesn't care about *having kids* he cares about spreading his genes far & wide, that's why he does embryo selection for male offspring. He's a n@zi yall, please keep up.
February 23, 2025 at 4:30 AM
E|on doesn't care about *having kids* he cares about spreading his genes far & wide, that's why he does embryo selection for male offspring. He's a n@zi yall, please keep up.
Who's going to tell the liberals that memes and snark won't beat back a fascist dictatorship?
February 22, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Who's going to tell the liberals that memes and snark won't beat back a fascist dictatorship?
Mind continually blown that airline workers aren't on strike right now
February 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Mind continually blown that airline workers aren't on strike right now
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Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.
February 15, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.
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We need 3.5% or more of the population engaged in sustained participation in preparation for a broad based general strike.
Volunteer to prepare your community to strike back! Infrastructure is needed to ensure the needs of the people are met before and after the strike. #Generalstrikeus
Volunteer to prepare your community to strike back! Infrastructure is needed to ensure the needs of the people are met before and after the strike. #Generalstrikeus
February 12, 2025 at 1:57 AM
We need 3.5% or more of the population engaged in sustained participation in preparation for a broad based general strike.
Volunteer to prepare your community to strike back! Infrastructure is needed to ensure the needs of the people are met before and after the strike. #Generalstrikeus
Volunteer to prepare your community to strike back! Infrastructure is needed to ensure the needs of the people are met before and after the strike. #Generalstrikeus
Someone should raise Regan from the dead so we can kill him this time
January 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Someone should raise Regan from the dead so we can kill him this time
Insanity is watching the US democratic party do next to nothing for the past 20 years, but believing that ✨this✨ will be the year they spring into action to restore democracy. Yall are far too optimistic.
January 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Insanity is watching the US democratic party do next to nothing for the past 20 years, but believing that ✨this✨ will be the year they spring into action to restore democracy. Yall are far too optimistic.