Chad Whitley
@chadwhitley.bsky.social
Follower of Jesus. Counseling Student @SEBTS. Pastor. Husband and Dad. Jack of no trades and master of none. Threads and X, too.
“Maybe there’s a demolitions expert with some C-4 around! Did you think of that?”—The Major, probably
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January 2, 2025 at 12:42 AM
“Maybe there’s a demolitions expert with some C-4 around! Did you think of that?”—The Major, probably
#TwilightZoneMarathon
#TwilightZoneMarathon
Pennywise the Dancing Clown has joined the chat.
These people may not know where they are, but I’m guessing they all float down there.
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These people may not know where they are, but I’m guessing they all float down there.
#TwilightZoneMarathon
January 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Pennywise the Dancing Clown has joined the chat.
These people may not know where they are, but I’m guessing they all float down there.
#TwilightZoneMarathon
These people may not know where they are, but I’m guessing they all float down there.
#TwilightZoneMarathon
So he counted heads and concluded that there were only six people. And yet, seven people are in the cafe.
The answer is simple.
One of the passengers didn’t have a head.
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The answer is simple.
One of the passengers didn’t have a head.
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January 2, 2025 at 12:20 AM
So he counted heads and concluded that there were only six people. And yet, seven people are in the cafe.
The answer is simple.
One of the passengers didn’t have a head.
#TwilightZoneMarathon
The answer is simple.
One of the passengers didn’t have a head.
#TwilightZoneMarathon
I don’t care who the Martian is, not when there’s apple pie for 15 cents. #TwilightZoneMarathon
January 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I don’t care who the Martian is, not when there’s apple pie for 15 cents. #TwilightZoneMarathon
Don, that incident with the truck wasn’t clairvoyance from the Mystic Seer. That was reckless risk-taking from you.
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#TwilightZoneMarathon
January 1, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Don, that incident with the truck wasn’t clairvoyance from the Mystic Seer. That was reckless risk-taking from you.
#TwilightZoneMarathon
#TwilightZoneMarathon
The price for that meal sounds like a good deal, but Don kept feeding that Mystic Seer like money grows on trees #TwilightZoneMarathon
January 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM
The price for that meal sounds like a good deal, but Don kept feeding that Mystic Seer like money grows on trees #TwilightZoneMarathon
Methinks ol’ Jason has been saving some of these word daggers up for a while. #TwilightZoneMarathon
December 31, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Methinks ol’ Jason has been saving some of these word daggers up for a while. #TwilightZoneMarathon
You know, we don’t hear enough “gutless flab”s tossed about in our discourse today. #TwilightZoneMarathon
December 31, 2024 at 11:57 PM
You know, we don’t hear enough “gutless flab”s tossed about in our discourse today. #TwilightZoneMarathon
I’ll just add that there was a physicist in the room, and the whole enterprise would have been a failure if it hadn’t been for Mack, the Multi-Dimensional Dog.
So give your pup an extra treat, just in case you fall into a dimensional rift and need him or her to lead you out. #TwilightZoneMarathon
So give your pup an extra treat, just in case you fall into a dimensional rift and need him or her to lead you out. #TwilightZoneMarathon
December 31, 2024 at 10:02 PM
I’ll just add that there was a physicist in the room, and the whole enterprise would have been a failure if it hadn’t been for Mack, the Multi-Dimensional Dog.
So give your pup an extra treat, just in case you fall into a dimensional rift and need him or her to lead you out. #TwilightZoneMarathon
So give your pup an extra treat, just in case you fall into a dimensional rift and need him or her to lead you out. #TwilightZoneMarathon
I get that the dimension portal is closing and all, but “hurry, Chris!” might not be the most helpful thing at the moment. #TwilightZoneMarathon
December 31, 2024 at 9:59 PM
I get that the dimension portal is closing and all, but “hurry, Chris!” might not be the most helpful thing at the moment. #TwilightZoneMarathon
This episode is further proof that pups are awesome in every dimension. #TwilightZoneMarathon
December 31, 2024 at 9:55 PM
This episode is further proof that pups are awesome in every dimension. #TwilightZoneMarathon
If you’re at a funeral, and the deceased gets out of their casket and says “I’m hungry,” well…that makes sense, I guess. But since they’re also probably a zombie, what they’re hungry for is you, so you might wanna bounce instead of asking dumb questions. #TwilightZoneMarathon
December 31, 2024 at 9:18 PM
If you’re at a funeral, and the deceased gets out of their casket and says “I’m hungry,” well…that makes sense, I guess. But since they’re also probably a zombie, what they’re hungry for is you, so you might wanna bounce instead of asking dumb questions. #TwilightZoneMarathon
It would have been funny if Serling had said: “The time? The mid-20s. The place? The Midwest. This tie? Just mid.” #TwilightZoneMarathon
December 31, 2024 at 9:14 PM
It would have been funny if Serling had said: “The time? The mid-20s. The place? The Midwest. This tie? Just mid.” #TwilightZoneMarathon
The music stab and revelation that Crangle is two feet tall—every year, it makes me belly laugh. #TwilightZoneMarathon
December 31, 2024 at 9:11 PM
The music stab and revelation that Crangle is two feet tall—every year, it makes me belly laugh. #TwilightZoneMarathon
Crangle’s cure for evil is to turn all the evil people small. What, then, is the cure for Crangle’s idiocy? #TwilightZoneMarathon
December 31, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Crangle’s cure for evil is to turn all the evil people small. What, then, is the cure for Crangle’s idiocy? #TwilightZoneMarathon
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: anyone who thinks a very short person is incapable of great evil has never been hit by a three year old running at full speed. Wise up, Crangle. #twilightzonemarathon
December 31, 2024 at 9:02 PM
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: anyone who thinks a very short person is incapable of great evil has never been hit by a three year old running at full speed. Wise up, Crangle. #twilightzonemarathon
Bro either kicks or throws everything. #TwilightZoneMarathon
December 31, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Bro either kicks or throws everything. #TwilightZoneMarathon
Charles Bronson going ham on some can o' chicken #twilightzonemarathon
December 31, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Charles Bronson going ham on some can o' chicken #twilightzonemarathon
There are few shows I care about less than "Deal or No Deal Island." #TwilightZoneMarathon
December 31, 2024 at 7:09 PM
There are few shows I care about less than "Deal or No Deal Island." #TwilightZoneMarathon
How can this guy open another dude’s closet, pick a suit at random, and have it fit perfectly? I can’t even do that in my own closet. #TwilightZoneMarathon
December 31, 2024 at 6:53 PM
How can this guy open another dude’s closet, pick a suit at random, and have it fit perfectly? I can’t even do that in my own closet. #TwilightZoneMarathon
“Life is pretty, life is fun, I am all, and all are one”? Listen, before I let you scramble my brain and rearrange my features, I gotta know you’re capable of better mottos than that. #TwilightZoneMarathon
December 31, 2024 at 6:39 PM
“Life is pretty, life is fun, I am all, and all are one”? Listen, before I let you scramble my brain and rearrange my features, I gotta know you’re capable of better mottos than that. #TwilightZoneMarathon
Ah, Rex. He of the mighty Pinky Finger of Doom. #TwilightZoneMarathon
December 31, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Ah, Rex. He of the mighty Pinky Finger of Doom. #TwilightZoneMarathon
It’s now 2024, and still there aren’t enough people walking around in capes like Uncle Rick here. #TwilightZoneMarathon
December 31, 2024 at 6:22 PM
It’s now 2024, and still there aren’t enough people walking around in capes like Uncle Rick here. #TwilightZoneMarathon
I still remember the first time I watched "An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge." It rocked me. It's not considered one of the "classics," but it's one of my favorites. #TwilightZoneMarathon
December 31, 2024 at 2:04 PM
I still remember the first time I watched "An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge." It rocked me. It's not considered one of the "classics," but it's one of my favorites. #TwilightZoneMarathon
I mean, all things considered, that car accident looked pretty good for its time. #TwilightZoneMarathon #PrimeMover
December 31, 2024 at 1:34 PM
I mean, all things considered, that car accident looked pretty good for its time. #TwilightZoneMarathon #PrimeMover