Bazillions are next.
November 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Bazillions are next.
Illegal orders are not orders.
November 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Illegal orders are not orders.
She hasn’t changed. She’s a true believer and hasn’t seen what she felt was promised.
November 18, 2025 at 9:09 PM
She hasn’t changed. She’s a true believer and hasn’t seen what she felt was promised.
House of Pain
Drop Dead Legs
Top Jimmy
Absolutely
Drop Dead Legs
Top Jimmy
Absolutely
November 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
House of Pain
Drop Dead Legs
Top Jimmy
Absolutely
Drop Dead Legs
Top Jimmy
Absolutely
The gift hat just keeps giving.
November 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
The gift hat just keeps giving.
The other dolphins won’t hang out with he because he smells like sewage.
November 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The other dolphins won’t hang out with he because he smells like sewage.
I’m just waiting until he gets tired of saying “trillions” and moves on to “bazillions.”
November 12, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I’m just waiting until he gets tired of saying “trillions” and moves on to “bazillions.”
Pics or it didn’t happen.
November 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Pics or it didn’t happen.
You need to watch the RiffTrax version.
November 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
You need to watch the RiffTrax version.
They would call him a RINO, yet the continue to selectively evangelize him.
October 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
They would call him a RINO, yet the continue to selectively evangelize him.
These are not serious people.
October 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
These are not serious people.
Lest we never forget.
October 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Lest we never forget.
For the person second in the succession line to the presidency, he sure seems to not know a lot.
October 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
For the person second in the succession line to the presidency, he sure seems to not know a lot.
@dianafelicial.bsky.social Say potato if you’re not a bot.
October 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
@dianafelicial.bsky.social Say potato if you’re not a bot.
If a gin blossom were a person.
October 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
If a gin blossom were a person.
“A tremendous distortionist. Some would say a distortionist like no one has ever seen.”
October 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
“A tremendous distortionist. Some would say a distortionist like no one has ever seen.”
You alone saved it. And by “alone” I mean you and $40B of money that’s not yours.
October 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
You alone saved it. And by “alone” I mean you and $40B of money that’s not yours.
If we don’t have the “Drugs by the Sea” Dance, how will George and Lorraine ever connect?
October 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
If we don’t have the “Drugs by the Sea” Dance, how will George and Lorraine ever connect?
Laura sends her food back regularly.
October 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Laura sends her food back regularly.
Frame that.
October 21, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Frame that.
She is the Scaramucci of Habbas.
October 21, 2025 at 2:09 AM
She is the Scaramucci of Habbas.
“A lie goes halfway around the world before the truth can put its pants on.”
October 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
“A lie goes halfway around the world before the truth can put its pants on.”
He’s still rich though, right?
October 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
He’s still rich though, right?
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
October 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.