Chicago Pope sounds like the premise for a CBS Kevin James sitcom

Pope Leo XIV has stated that he will not date anyone over the age of 25

It's pretty sad that Gotye is now somebody that we used to know

"I'm thick and tired" - Mike Tyson after eating a heavy meal and feeling sleepy

The fact that there's no children's cereal called Cenobites featuring fun Pinhead and company marshmallows and shapes is a true sadness