For too long have I been earning an enormous salary and using a tiny fraction of it to buy food. It's time to take up farming and force the world to buy my $7000 tomatoes.

You know, the whole country of the system is juxtapositioned by the hemoglobin in the atmosphere, because you are a sophisticated rhetorician intoxicated by the exuberance of your own verbosity.

I'm sure the only thing that Linux console does is display ads.

I suppose the story might be reversed here on the west coast, where the summer's warm, dry air is less dense than the winter's cold, humid air.

Pair this with a battery-powered jump starter to ensure you can always get the engine running.

I heard the Washington State Patrol played a key role in the investigation.

1. make money in tech
2. store money in real estate
3. burn money in a fire

"I will pay literally ANY PRICE to protect my home, but paying a MODEST TAX to protect my entire community including my home is CRIMINAL."

masterful gambit, sir!

It all starts in a museum or botanical garden, then slowly makes its way into every other part of your life.

I’m here to chew bubble gum and corbuse… and I’m all out of bubble gum.

The deeper irony is that you can rarely enjoy the excellent coffees produced in their countries of origin because it’s all exported. Maybe Folgers was making a strident statement about global capitalism, but we all missed it because we were too focused on the weirdly-close siblings.

True connoisseurs prefer the one with Scrooge McDuck.

You think it’s too late to get one of those birth certificates?

I can share more details via DM if you want evidence of legitimacy.

I've used ivisa.com to get an Indian eVisa within 24 hours. The price is exorbitant, but they deliver.

✋🏼 BS/MS in Civil Engineering