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Chad Newman
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By day, Chad Newman is the Florida Keys Film Commissioner, bringing Hollywood to the Sunshine State. But by night, he fights crime as ChadGPT.
Times are tough on Sesame Street.
May 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Pope Pius XLVII
May 3, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I’ve heard of Black Monday. Should we start referring to today as Orange Thursday?
April 3, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Are they wrong?
March 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I’ve reached the end of the internet… again.
March 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
The best part of working from home? Every office comes with a fully furnished nap room.
March 11, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Winning!
March 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I’m not saying I’d gay marry a Canadian for a visa… but ‘Bros before Doge’ does have a nice ring to it.
March 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Have you heard about the Dunkin-Kroger Effect? It’s when someone overestimates their ability to make good grocery or coffee decisions. Basically, it’s when you think you’re a connoisseur but your choices say otherwise.
March 2, 2025 at 2:11 AM
“All of this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.”
— Battlestar Galactica
March 2, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Old Town Key West is full of charm with beautiful architecture on every corner. The Artist House on Eaton Street is a perfect example. This is the kind of porch I could sit on for hours just watching the world go by. #KeyWest #PorchLife
February 8, 2025 at 7:26 PM