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Chad Lehman
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Beating the tribal drums of the lone wolf
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From The Simpsons: They're in "Bronson" Missouri where everyone looks/talks like Charles Bronson. A kid that looks/sounds like Charles Bronson holds his mother's hand. She says he can't have any cookies. He says "This ain't over"
November 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Get me Jed Colic!
From The Simpsons: Homer and marge are watching the screen in a movie theater. One of the characters says "Get Me Jed Colic!" The reason for posting: A bunch of important sounding names that are completely incomprehensible or unknown.
November 11, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Looks like Utah may get a fair map!

ksltv.com/local-news/u...
Map showing a fair drawing of 4 Utah districts. TEXT: BREAKING A Utah judge has selected a new congressional map, tossing the one drawn by lawmakers and siding with the plaintiffs in the case. The chosen map is referred to as "Map 1" and connects the whole of Salt Lake County.
November 11, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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From Men In Black: He blinked one set, then a completely different set.
November 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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From The Simpsons: As The Simpsons family watches, Bart says "Don't Forget Ken Starr!" as the aliens fly away in their spaceship.
November 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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From The Simpsons. Grampa Simpson sez "I can't wait to eat that monkey!"
November 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Being followed by all the Sandra Bullocks = winning
A new Sandra Bullock account has just followed me. One of about 50. Woo hoo!
November 7, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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From a Bad Lip Reading video of Black Eyed Peas: will-i-am says "cuz you know that that's not scary" "HERO!"
November 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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What the FUCK is a "Trump baby"?
From "Men In Black" It's Edgar in his Edgar suit... saying "WTF"
November 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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The CBS eye logo with the words "SEE BS" in the center
November 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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From Pretty Woman. After her "Big Mistake" line, she says "I have to go shopping now" and leaves the boutique
November 6, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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When I think of Russ Vought, I think like Homer does here
From The Simpsons. Homer and Mindy sit on the hotel bed. Homer is talking about possibly strangling his son. "Sometimes I'd just like to--!"
November 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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From The Simpsons. Several Southern Gentlemen raise their hands (at Moe's Tavern)
November 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Jas and Jag from The Amazing Race/Big Brother: "LET'S GO!!!"
November 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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From the Simpsons. Homer is talking to Moe at the bar. He says "Those are exactly my sentimonies!"
November 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Affordability is ME issue
Affordability is ME issue
Affordability is ME issue
Donald Trump is an idiot
November 5, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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From The Simpsons. Sgt. Skinner says, while leading a march "That's real good, but needs improvement"
November 5, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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From the old Crash Bandicoot video game ad. The guy in the Crash suit is in the swimming pool. He says, "Uh, coach? There's some shrinkage."
November 4, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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You issue and example! Woo hoo! Brain dead Prez is at it again!
From Truth Social: Sociopath sez "If affordability is you issue, VOTE REPUBLICAN! Energy costs, as and example, are plummeting.... etc etc other assorted horseshit."
November 4, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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"--for now"
From The Simpsons: Kent Brockman on "Smartline" says "... for now!"
November 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Smithers would stand up to Burns before Johnson would stand up to Trump.
From the Simpsons: Burns is Dracul from Bram Stoker's Dracula, Smithers is Renfield in a Hallowe'en episode.
October 31, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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A succulent, Chinese meal?
The "Democracy Manifest" man from Australia and the popular meme.
October 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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From The Simpsons. McBain (dressed in a suit) points
October 29, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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There's one omnipresent phrase I'm more sick of than any other on Bsky. Can you guess what it is?
My muted words and tags settings. Many variations of "line ___ pockets" appear.
October 29, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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From Lalo Alcaraz: A guy looking suspiciously like Family Guy's Peter Griffin dressed as an ICE agent lies on the ground, face down and injured because he's exhausted. The caption reads: Can't do 15 push-ups, 32 sit-ups, or run 1.5 miles in 14 minutes. A thought bubble from the man's head: Maybe I don't hate immigrants as much as I thought.
October 27, 2025 at 8:39 PM