Chad Floyd
@chadfloyd.bsky.social
📍Charlotte NC. Real estate broker, former podcaster, cooking and college football enthusiast, and will (sky?) a lot about my lovely mutt, Duck.
Mario’s security detail: That’s ASAC Hank Schrader, and go fuck yourself
January 9, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Mario’s security detail: That’s ASAC Hank Schrader, and go fuck yourself
The first time in @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social history that @edsbs.bsky.social got beaten to an idea.
December 10, 2025 at 12:31 PM
The first time in @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social history that @edsbs.bsky.social got beaten to an idea.
Thank you @itsfelder.bsky.social and @celebrityhottub.bsky.social for the hour of UNC football therapy
December 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Thank you @itsfelder.bsky.social and @celebrityhottub.bsky.social for the hour of UNC football therapy
At the behest of @stevengodfrey.bsky.social and with my mother’s surprisingly effusive blessing, some form of Cajun style rice has been approved for the Wednesday night pre-Thanksgiving dinner. I’m not a good photo taker, but I’m open to notes.
November 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
At the behest of @stevengodfrey.bsky.social and with my mother’s surprisingly effusive blessing, some form of Cajun style rice has been approved for the Wednesday night pre-Thanksgiving dinner. I’m not a good photo taker, but I’m open to notes.
Decided to make myself a tactical lunch today
November 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Decided to make myself a tactical lunch today
James Franklin firing discourse quickly took a turn
October 12, 2025 at 6:09 PM
James Franklin firing discourse quickly took a turn
Well, even on Patreon the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social never tells a joke.
Quad box on mute so as to continue not hearing Brad and Gary wins again.
Quad box on mute so as to continue not hearing Brad and Gary wins again.
October 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Well, even on Patreon the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social never tells a joke.
Quad box on mute so as to continue not hearing Brad and Gary wins again.
Quad box on mute so as to continue not hearing Brad and Gary wins again.
@dpalm66.bsky.social can you confirm whether this is or is not a Columbia hat?
Told a friend it goes hard then considered the source
Told a friend it goes hard then considered the source
September 20, 2025 at 9:07 PM
@dpalm66.bsky.social can you confirm whether this is or is not a Columbia hat?
Told a friend it goes hard then considered the source
Told a friend it goes hard then considered the source
If cadence dictates my dogs poops, which it does, this is Georgia’s defensive line in 2021
September 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM
If cadence dictates my dogs poops, which it does, this is Georgia’s defensive line in 2021
Moved not one inch during the pillow threading process because he’s been here since the Fedora era. Damn good dog.
September 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Moved not one inch during the pillow threading process because he’s been here since the Fedora era. Damn good dog.
When your dog thinks you’ve been playing NCAA for the past two hours because he keeps hearing “shitfucking idiot”
(Pillowcases are in the dryer with the comforter, we don’t run a poverty organization like UNC)
(Pillowcases are in the dryer with the comforter, we don’t run a poverty organization like UNC)
September 2, 2025 at 2:46 AM
When your dog thinks you’ve been playing NCAA for the past two hours because he keeps hearing “shitfucking idiot”
(Pillowcases are in the dryer with the comforter, we don’t run a poverty organization like UNC)
(Pillowcases are in the dryer with the comforter, we don’t run a poverty organization like UNC)
So roughly 322-20 since the opening drive?
Yep life is good.
Yep life is good.
September 2, 2025 at 2:08 AM
So roughly 322-20 since the opening drive?
Yep life is good.
Yep life is good.
My @theathletic.com algorithm boosts Giants content because I read everything @grantbrisbee.bsky.social has a byline on. The following graf is why:
August 19, 2025 at 7:23 PM
My @theathletic.com algorithm boosts Giants content because I read everything @grantbrisbee.bsky.social has a byline on. The following graf is why:
*running back and power OL after running for a combined 42 yards against Notre Dame and Oregon*
“We’re leaving!”
Me: “how about you smoke the whole carton of Washington State?”
(It’s halftime)
@dpalm66.bsky.social
“We’re leaving!”
Me: “how about you smoke the whole carton of Washington State?”
(It’s halftime)
@dpalm66.bsky.social
July 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
*running back and power OL after running for a combined 42 yards against Notre Dame and Oregon*
“We’re leaving!”
Me: “how about you smoke the whole carton of Washington State?”
(It’s halftime)
@dpalm66.bsky.social
“We’re leaving!”
Me: “how about you smoke the whole carton of Washington State?”
(It’s halftime)
@dpalm66.bsky.social
“Real or fake musical” on Celebrity Jeopardy @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
July 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
“Real or fake musical” on Celebrity Jeopardy @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
Although if I had a shared credit card account my S/O would totally assume this was porn
June 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Although if I had a shared credit card account my S/O would totally assume this was porn
The amount of earth-shattering truth bombs @ncrabbithole.com drops in a preamble to a story about a urinal is why he’s the best.
May 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The amount of earth-shattering truth bombs @ncrabbithole.com drops in a preamble to a story about a urinal is why he’s the best.
@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social $1 for every returning TFL or interception suspended or booted from the 2010 UNC defense before the season. Not sure if we have 61 of those in the 15 years since
April 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social $1 for every returning TFL or interception suspended or booted from the 2010 UNC defense before the season. Not sure if we have 61 of those in the 15 years since
@dpalm66.bsky.social and I have been saying it for years, the B1G is a Ponzi scheme.
Glad @alexkirshner.com has seen the light (but they’ve been scheduling like this for over a decade)
Glad @alexkirshner.com has seen the light (but they’ve been scheduling like this for over a decade)
February 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
@dpalm66.bsky.social and I have been saying it for years, the B1G is a Ponzi scheme.
Glad @alexkirshner.com has seen the light (but they’ve been scheduling like this for over a decade)
Glad @alexkirshner.com has seen the light (but they’ve been scheduling like this for over a decade)
Arnold Schwarzenegger giving a kid “the talk”
January 31, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Arnold Schwarzenegger giving a kid “the talk”
January 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM