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Chad Darnell
@chaddarnell.bsky.social
Actor/ Writer/ Director/ Sometimes Casting Director

Check out my book BUYING THE FARM on Amazon! And the sequel FRANCES HUNT'S BODY SHOP AND BONEYARD.

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Someone needs to tell Lindsey that Trump isn't into fem guys and he's never going to fuck him.
The Trump-Graham Golf Classic was today.
November 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
A real tragedy is that SOUTH PARK is winding down for the "season" and just as all this Trump shit is hitting the collective fans.
November 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Y’all… if it’s emails that bring him down…
November 13, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Lauren Boebert doing the right thing proves that theatre changes lives.
November 13, 2025 at 11:34 AM
@fadeinpro.com HELP FRIEND! My software won't open and is saying something about a Beta program. I purchased my software. What do I do? "Please contact the developer if you are a member of the beta program."
November 8, 2025 at 7:08 PM
DO NOT EAT THEM!
November 7, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Think the surviving members of the GOP are gonna eyeball the 25th Amendment over the next few weeks? Knowing it's about to be a bloodbath for them in a years time?
November 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Reposted by Chad Darnell
November 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
WE DID IT!!!!
Breaking: Democrats flip two Public Service Commission seats in Georgia, the first victories in 25 years.
November 5, 2025 at 1:17 AM
It's not looking like a Blue Wave.

It's a Blue Tsunami.
November 5, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Orphan Black and Sesame Street.
Name movie or tv universes that aren’t connected but should be.
November 4, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I feel like we should be hosting watch parties Tuesday night. But the last time I did a watch party for an election, I was hungover for a week.
November 4, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Please let that thing be an alien spaceship. Jewish Space Lasers completes my Bingo card.
November 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Marjorie is currently a one woman Suicide Squad. And I’m here for it.

We all know she needs to be in prison, but I’m fine with her going Harley Quinn on Mike Johnson and the entire GOP.
November 1, 2025 at 12:40 PM
@fadeinpro.com Hey guys! In the next update, can you fix the automatic "Save" feature? It keeps popping up - asking me to save to the cloud or drive. Love you more than cake!
October 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
October 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I just upgraded to the new Alexa+ and she has a new voice and I am NOT happy.
October 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Can those of us who are going to lose our health insurance next year all make a pact that when we die, we're going to come back and haunt the fuck out of every single MAGAt who voted for this administration? There's not amount of sage that will be able to deter my wrath.
October 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
When the time comes, I hope they bury him outside the ballroom. That way we can all dance there.
October 24, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Holy crap, THE MORNING SHOW. Greta Lee is gonna win everything.
October 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Y'ALL... #DancingWithTheStars is WILD.

Andy Richter... I mean, it's just... WILD.
October 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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My 14-year-old self would never have guessed that, in 50 years' time, all the world's music would be available at the click of a button, you'd navigate the globe by carrying a tiny computer around in your pocket, and the US President would post a video of himself shitting over American citizens.
October 19, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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October 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I just had a steak burrito that was better than sex. #happypride
October 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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When Obama was president the right wing acted like masked government agents were coming to kidnap them and take all their rights away.

Then Republicans get elected and actually do that shit for real.
October 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM