@cgreenbe.bsky.social
I live in D.C.
I love a good tree or a funny quote
Proud federal worker, less proud writer hobbyist (sometimes these flip)
I love a good tree or a funny quote
Proud federal worker, less proud writer hobbyist (sometimes these flip)
Some early buds in DC despite the snow
February 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Some early buds in DC despite the snow
I used to work in a genealogy archive and I just realized Records of Death Metal would have made for a killer cover band name.
February 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I used to work in a genealogy archive and I just realized Records of Death Metal would have made for a killer cover band name.
My job is too hard. I need Elon Musk to fire me.
January 30, 2025 at 10:56 PM
My job is too hard. I need Elon Musk to fire me.
Opening my work email: and what fresh new hell is this?
January 30, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Opening my work email: and what fresh new hell is this?
A bad weekend in DC but the winter foliage is nice.
January 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
A bad weekend in DC but the winter foliage is nice.
Nothing prepares you for the absolute rage you feel as an adult opening Outlook to check your work email and realizing Microsoft has changed the format of everything.
January 16, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Nothing prepares you for the absolute rage you feel as an adult opening Outlook to check your work email and realizing Microsoft has changed the format of everything.
Also walking home on a quiet night in the fresh fallen snow 10/10
January 11, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Also walking home on a quiet night in the fresh fallen snow 10/10
Maybe I’m just a little tipsy but there’s a certain kind of romance to waiting late at night for a nearly empty train. Like it showed it up just for you.
January 11, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Maybe I’m just a little tipsy but there’s a certain kind of romance to waiting late at night for a nearly empty train. Like it showed it up just for you.
Deep cleaning my house (in honor of Jimmy) and there’s so much junk and all the junk comes in boxes. My house is a cardboard box factory. I need an exorcism but like for consumerism.
January 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Deep cleaning my house (in honor of Jimmy) and there’s so much junk and all the junk comes in boxes. My house is a cardboard box factory. I need an exorcism but like for consumerism.
I have holiday induced amnesia. I’ve forgotten how to do my job, write my silly little story. All I know how to do anymore is munch on cookies, drink wine, and bitch about family.
January 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I have holiday induced amnesia. I’ve forgotten how to do my job, write my silly little story. All I know how to do anymore is munch on cookies, drink wine, and bitch about family.
Thoughts I have on my annual 20 hour road trip:
It’s always deer season on the highway.
What if I die while listening to give up the funk. Am I the funk?
How long do I have to drive for it to be a statistical certainty that I’ll be in a car accident?
I should be a long haul truck driver.
It’s always deer season on the highway.
What if I die while listening to give up the funk. Am I the funk?
How long do I have to drive for it to be a statistical certainty that I’ll be in a car accident?
I should be a long haul truck driver.
January 2, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Thoughts I have on my annual 20 hour road trip:
It’s always deer season on the highway.
What if I die while listening to give up the funk. Am I the funk?
How long do I have to drive for it to be a statistical certainty that I’ll be in a car accident?
I should be a long haul truck driver.
It’s always deer season on the highway.
What if I die while listening to give up the funk. Am I the funk?
How long do I have to drive for it to be a statistical certainty that I’ll be in a car accident?
I should be a long haul truck driver.
It will always be a mystery to me how my dog can’t find the potato chip I dropped on the floor unless I point it out, but can sniff out every chicken bone in a ten block radius when we’re on a walk
December 11, 2024 at 1:08 AM
It will always be a mystery to me how my dog can’t find the potato chip I dropped on the floor unless I point it out, but can sniff out every chicken bone in a ten block radius when we’re on a walk
Grey skies and a very good, spooky tree
December 9, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Grey skies and a very good, spooky tree
Considering zero waste, not for the environment, but because I’m so tired of taking out the trash
December 7, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Considering zero waste, not for the environment, but because I’m so tired of taking out the trash
Don’t do it, Manuel. Be free
December 5, 2024 at 6:19 PM
Don’t do it, Manuel. Be free
Hallucinating scenarios for this novel, so I can write them down through great effort, so I can read what I wrote and hallucinate those same scenarios 😐
December 5, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Hallucinating scenarios for this novel, so I can write them down through great effort, so I can read what I wrote and hallucinate those same scenarios 😐
Writing something really funny and getting a weird sense of deja vu. Did I come up with this or did I read this somewhere? 🧐
December 2, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Writing something really funny and getting a weird sense of deja vu. Did I come up with this or did I read this somewhere? 🧐
Blue Skies and a very good tree
December 1, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Blue Skies and a very good tree
Me when I have a lot of ideas and I’m actually able to write: Do I have a brain tumor?
November 30, 2024 at 5:14 PM
Me when I have a lot of ideas and I’m actually able to write: Do I have a brain tumor?
It’s not maladaptive daydreaming if you write it down.
November 29, 2024 at 1:19 PM
It’s not maladaptive daydreaming if you write it down.