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What about paddling in the school canoe?
January 20, 2026 at 3:28 AM
What about paddling in the school canoe?
Damn, Ukraine is too what with all the Russian invasion and whatnot. Bloomberg I need an opinion piece on whether we should attack them as well. And what about Sudan? They’re pretty weak too!
January 12, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Damn, Ukraine is too what with all the Russian invasion and whatnot. Bloomberg I need an opinion piece on whether we should attack them as well. And what about Sudan? They’re pretty weak too!
Plus, that Charizard is worth $100 or more. Get it away from the red sauce!
January 2, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Plus, that Charizard is worth $100 or more. Get it away from the red sauce!
We want Chanukah under the stars!
December 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
We want Chanukah under the stars!
Prosecution must turn over all the times he listened to songs about water or it’s a Brady violation.
October 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Prosecution must turn over all the times he listened to songs about water or it’s a Brady violation.
You’re right. But they are (very) dumb. I also resent having to be kind to these fascist morons (even though I probably do).
September 3, 2025 at 11:40 AM
You’re right. But they are (very) dumb. I also resent having to be kind to these fascist morons (even though I probably do).
The last supper was also union organizing but little did they know Judas was a scab.
August 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The last supper was also union organizing but little did they know Judas was a scab.
Oh hell yes Carroll County. And I don’t know how many people are coming in from Cecil County, but OBVIOUSLY them too.
August 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Oh hell yes Carroll County. And I don’t know how many people are coming in from Cecil County, but OBVIOUSLY them too.
Don’t forget Harford County!
August 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Don’t forget Harford County!
Yes, the real lesson is the American electorate are uninformed morons.
August 15, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Yes, the real lesson is the American electorate are uninformed morons.
Nuance seems difficult for you. But I guess we can agree to disagree. ☺️
August 14, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Nuance seems difficult for you. But I guess we can agree to disagree. ☺️
No one’s saying you can’t criticize democrats. I’m saying the take that “this is all Joe Biden’s and you should have white hot rage for him” is silly and wrong.
August 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
No one’s saying you can’t criticize democrats. I’m saying the take that “this is all Joe Biden’s and you should have white hot rage for him” is silly and wrong.
Takes like these are insufferable. There’s always going to be something to criticize Biden (and all democrats for), but why don’t we focus on the people destroying our country and not the folks who, acting in good faith, failed/are failing to stop it.
August 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Takes like these are insufferable. There’s always going to be something to criticize Biden (and all democrats for), but why don’t we focus on the people destroying our country and not the folks who, acting in good faith, failed/are failing to stop it.
Don’t get we wrong, I wish God existed (a truly benevolent God, not the garbage that is organized religion). Maybe they do, but all evidence says they don’t.
August 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Don’t get we wrong, I wish God existed (a truly benevolent God, not the garbage that is organized religion). Maybe they do, but all evidence says they don’t.
Right. “God reached out to me.” OK, why hasn’t he done the same for me? If he reached out to you, then he’s an interventionist, yet doesn’t seem to answer prayers and allowed Hitler, childhood cancer, etc.
August 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Right. “God reached out to me.” OK, why hasn’t he done the same for me? If he reached out to you, then he’s an interventionist, yet doesn’t seem to answer prayers and allowed Hitler, childhood cancer, etc.
The only God I can plausibly conceive of is a Deist god (but I don’t believe in it).
August 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
The only God I can plausibly conceive of is a Deist god (but I don’t believe in it).
The guy’s name is Maserati yet he’s driving a Lambo?
July 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
The guy’s name is Maserati yet he’s driving a Lambo?
And the man literally promised a “Golden Age”
June 15, 2025 at 3:13 PM
And the man literally promised a “Golden Age”
It’s almost as if his “goals” are unworkable fantasies that cannot reasonably be achieved.
June 15, 2025 at 3:04 PM
It’s almost as if his “goals” are unworkable fantasies that cannot reasonably be achieved.
What do you propose wouldn’t have been a whiff?
April 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM
What do you propose wouldn’t have been a whiff?
Agree. Most Americans (especially “swing voters”, aka morons) have no clue what the word means.
April 8, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Agree. Most Americans (especially “swing voters”, aka morons) have no clue what the word means.
This is so, so right. (And so, so depressing)
February 20, 2025 at 2:45 PM
This is so, so right. (And so, so depressing)
One of their best songs IMO.
February 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
One of their best songs IMO.
I would argue that morality is, quite often, literally following a list of rules that the opponent declines to follow.
January 23, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I would argue that morality is, quite often, literally following a list of rules that the opponent declines to follow.
Was looking for this. An all time great.
January 22, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Was looking for this. An all time great.