Great minds think alike? The Onion after game 5:

So the plan is ship of Theseus a bionic Tiger then 19 majors?

Shotlink says 5'9" but def looked much shorter

Make that 0.274%, 2 out of every 730 days

Finally came across the result. I acknowledge being entitled expecting to be spoonfed this info. No I will not follow @walkercup for the 1% of the time it's relevant.

Head in the sand or delusional, what do you think? It's been pretty well reported how locked down much of the European roster and no one I read had Sergio on any kind of list for the only 2 or 3 questionable spots earlier in the year

I'd heart this 5 times if I could

We'll find out shortly for sure, but he's pretty much picking himself, right? If he's telling the media Ryder cup members have told him they want him to pick himself, that's setting up the self pick, no?

Like the difficult choice at this time is probably does he leave off Burns, Mav, or Griffin

On the plus side I'll be driving it 5 yards further this weekend

Hey look someone discovered edgelordom

This is actually kinda interesting since many (most?) players hit less than driver on this hole, that Rose thought driver was the better choice and even almost lost it in the water in the playoffs.

(This was EOD yesterday)

This playoff is a middle finger to DataGolf

After Travelers, not as hard to watch, but still oooh boy

Apparently same up 1 with 2 to play

Barney Stinson has to be somewhere on this list