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CaptainGrapeDrink
@cgd-2.bsky.social
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Mostly pro wrestling (AEW, CMLL, NJPW, Indies, anything that isn't WWE), occasional video game, film/television, art, and music posts. - I will shitpost about The Simpsons, usually in the form of obscure wrestling jokes.
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NJPW salary man: "Mr president, what should we put on the poster for Wrestle Kingdom?"

Tanahashi: "Yes."
poster for Wrestle Kingdom 20 featuring many images of Tanahashi
November 16, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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Ugly ass, Wrestlemania 28 looking ass, Sunny D ass logo... 🤼
A post from MLW showing their logo for Battle Riot VIII
November 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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"Stand up for Jeff Jarrett" meme illustration
November 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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What am I looking at here? 🤼
Mance Warner on a TNA poster, wearing some bizarre face paint "Look how they massacred my boy" meme from Godfather
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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They need more time for all of their most popular stars...like Biff Bentley, Jay'kWan D'Nay, and Leeza Leeru!
Norm MacDonald "all the stars are here!" meme
November 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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You know who should stop this? Mothers. With their remote control. This is worse than the plastic bag over the head. Kids are going to end up dead trying this stuff at home.
November 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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King of the Hill meme: "If those kids could read, they'd be very upset."
November 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Wait a minute... #AEW 🤼
Watchmen window scene with the caption "ground floor, comin up." PAC tossing Darby onto burning tables from Blood and Guts
November 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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The most click-baity of articles ever written.
When you actually read it, it literally says "everyone is fine." Lol
#AEW 🤼
a deceptive headline by WrestleZone about injury updates from AEW Blood and Guts
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Nelson on Simpson's says "you gotta pet him hard so he can feel it", while petting Santa's Little Helper so hard that the skin is pulled back from his face.
November 14, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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Things with more prestige than TNA...
This DiDi luchador, who is basically an Uber Eats mascot in CMLL.
A luchadore in an orange DiDi attire as part of a promotional event with CMLL.
November 14, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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Yeah...he won it.
And now he lost it.
Milhouse from The Simpsons, staring at a pile of rubble that used to be Bart's Warehouse...which he was meant to be guarding, but instead watched collapse.
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Live look at Santana; who the wrestling gods hate. 🤼
November 14, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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You've seen Kyle vs Kyle...twice.
Now it's time for...Mark vs Mark.
#AEW 🤼
Collision matchup graphic for Mark Davis vs Mark Briscoe
November 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Please accept this crudely made Hangman meme.
#AEW 🤼
The scene from Billy Madison where they light flaming poop on the doorstep, but Hangman Adam Page is edited into the image, holding his boot from Blood and Guts.
November 13, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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No one:

Some random bachelorette party you see hailing a cab at 3am:
the women of AEW Blood and Guts post-match, covered in blood, and looking gleeful about it
November 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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the time Tony Khan responded to a tweet about HHH and Shawn Michaels having a message for him, by saying "I have a message for them" - and then posted an image of the words "bald asshole" spraypainted on a pair of doors
November 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Here comes Mox...
#AEWDynamite 🤼
A simpsons meme edited with New Jack, that reads "Luckily I have my trusty pocketknife"
November 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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a low quality screen grab of Thekla flying through the air
November 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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How the timeline is gonna look during the show tonight.
#AEWDynamite 🤼
a "graphic media" tag screenshot from bluesky
November 13, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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That says La Sombra? 👀
#CMLL 🤼
Poster for a CMLL event on November 13th
November 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Bush Senior on the Simpsons, wearing a rainbow wig, with the caption "Now are there any questions? Keeping in mind that I already explained about my hair..."
November 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Be honest with me...is this Ricochet's troll account, or something? 🤼
a troll post from an account with the handle "rovert"...which is trevor backwards
November 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Interesting to note that Zayda Steel will be wrestling Maki Itoh nearby Full Gear, on the day of Full Gear. - With the mention of AEW reaching out, I wonder if there will be any link-up there. Also...bring back Maki Itoh, please. 🤼
Maki Itoh vs Zayda Steel on November 22nd in American Dream Mall in NJ
November 9, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Sofia Vergara "I think they are dead" meme
November 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM