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When they cinch that girdle the fat has to go somewhere.
July 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
When they cinch that girdle the fat has to go somewhere.
Overwhelming odds are that it was a handgun.
May 31, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Overwhelming odds are that it was a handgun.
Looks like a map of where people are.
May 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Looks like a map of where people are.
Is this not an elected position? If so, impeachment is the remedy.
April 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Is this not an elected position? If so, impeachment is the remedy.
Is this not an elected position? If so, impeachment is the remedy.
April 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Is this not an elected position? If so, impeachment is the remedy.
He thinks the generic term for food is 'McDonalds'.
April 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
He thinks the generic term for food is 'McDonalds'.
I'm completely uninterested in seeing someone play for the 3rd or 4th time.
March 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I'm completely uninterested in seeing someone play for the 3rd or 4th time.
I wonder what outfit she'll wear.
March 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I wonder what outfit she'll wear.
Do another season of The Heart, She Holler
March 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Do another season of The Heart, She Holler
She looks good. Adrenochrome works.
March 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
She looks good. Adrenochrome works.
I hope he got the self driving one. I wouldn't want to be out on the highway with that asshole driving around.
March 15, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I hope he got the self driving one. I wouldn't want to be out on the highway with that asshole driving around.
Who thought this up? Schumer?
March 4, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Who thought this up? Schumer?
¡Que le jodan a ese imbécil!
March 2, 2025 at 5:03 PM
¡Que le jodan a ese imbécil!
I still don't buy grapes. That one ended in 1970, I think.
February 28, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I still don't buy grapes. That one ended in 1970, I think.
I'll have to check with my writers.
February 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I'll have to check with my writers.