Corporate Financial Protection Bureau
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Corporate Financial Protection Bureau
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A new Corporate Financial Protection Bureau is here.
Corporations first!
Yes, we used to be the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau. We've since burned all physical and destroyed all digital consumer complaints data. Helping us focus on corporate needs.
We hope consumers have a game plan for a future where corporations are king. We're excited! Get your chequebooks ready because that $18 trillion consumer debt won't pay itself. And we probably won't be here to help you very soon. Not that we could as the Corporate Financial Protection Bureau.

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November 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
As consumer choice is a myth, this change is US only. The rest of the world gets a better device, includes a SIM tray & multiple eSIM.

Don't worry Americans. CFPB is here to protect corporations best interests, and #Google saved cents per SIM tray removed in the US market. A good business decision!
August 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM