Michael
@cflmichael.bsky.social
Big, gay Twitter refugee who’s been gone from SM for a really long time. I’m also being held prisoner by two felines who don’t seem to care about my personal life.
Look at you, being fancy watching our northern neighbors.
January 11, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Look at you, being fancy watching our northern neighbors.
Monte & Mitzi say, “Happy New Year!” They are WAY nicer than me. 🤣🤷♂️ #CatsOfBluesky
January 1, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Monte & Mitzi say, “Happy New Year!” They are WAY nicer than me. 🤣🤷♂️ #CatsOfBluesky
Merry Christmas. Also—bah, humbug.
December 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Merry Christmas. Also—bah, humbug.
October 18, 2025 at 2:25 PM
You are clearly the wrong leader for this moment. Get the hell out of the way.
October 1, 2025 at 9:26 PM
You are clearly the wrong leader for this moment. Get the hell out of the way.
*Some exceptions may apply
September 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
*Some exceptions may apply
I had a legacy bundle with Hulu that had Disney+ (ad-free) and ESPN (???). I barely used this plan. They lost free money. 🤷♂️
September 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I had a legacy bundle with Hulu that had Disney+ (ad-free) and ESPN (???). I barely used this plan. They lost free money. 🤷♂️
Since 3:11 on 9/10, @MSNBC made 34 posts on BlueSky. 29 of them were about Charlie Kirk. 9/11 was important enough to receive 4 posts, and the threats & lockdowns at multiple HBCUs received one mention. To say our media is failing us spectacularly is an understatement. #media #msnbc #evergreen
September 12, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Since 3:11 on 9/10, @MSNBC made 34 posts on BlueSky. 29 of them were about Charlie Kirk. 9/11 was important enough to receive 4 posts, and the threats & lockdowns at multiple HBCUs received one mention. To say our media is failing us spectacularly is an understatement. #media #msnbc #evergreen
That’s so sad! Have you met my cat?
June 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
That’s so sad! Have you met my cat?
A #Caturday triptych. I caught #Mitzi spying on me while I was getting dressed. This is a #Monte free post. #CatsofBluesky
May 10, 2025 at 10:08 AM
A #Caturday triptych. I caught #Mitzi spying on me while I was getting dressed. This is a #Monte free post. #CatsofBluesky
April 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Anyone who thinks that a “cat nap” is a brief, easily interrupted period of sleep needs to experience one of my cats’ naps. #catsofbluesky #cats #monte
April 1, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Anyone who thinks that a “cat nap” is a brief, easily interrupted period of sleep needs to experience one of my cats’ naps. #catsofbluesky #cats #monte
April 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Monte, weighing his options after getting added to a Chewy’s group chat laying out plans for feline world domination. #catsofbluesky #cats #signal #chewys #groupchat #makethishappen
March 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Monte, weighing his options after getting added to a Chewy’s group chat laying out plans for feline world domination. #catsofbluesky #cats #signal #chewys #groupchat #makethishappen
March 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I was so excited because I thought the sweet meteor of death finally found us. Turns out, it was just Elon fucking with all the air traffic in Florida when his vanity project exploded. #SpaceX #Starship #ElonIsADick
March 7, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I was so excited because I thought the sweet meteor of death finally found us. Turns out, it was just Elon fucking with all the air traffic in Florida when his vanity project exploded. #SpaceX #Starship #ElonIsADick
Chilly nights in Orlando are always a little better with friends and a fire pit. #Florida #Orlando #PaletteCleanser or maybe #PalletCleanser
February 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Chilly nights in Orlando are always a little better with friends and a fire pit. #Florida #Orlando #PaletteCleanser or maybe #PalletCleanser
Mitzi the Puzzlemaster is tackling her ladybug puzzle in advanced mode. (I know I need to vacuum, but she’s also been attacking her scratching pad like it’s her job—which it is.) #catsofbluesky
January 30, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Mitzi the Puzzlemaster is tackling her ladybug puzzle in advanced mode. (I know I need to vacuum, but she’s also been attacking her scratching pad like it’s her job—which it is.) #catsofbluesky
Unlike you I get my news from a reliable source
January 10, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Unlike you I get my news from a reliable source
Mitzi at our annual “Violation of Trust” appointment.
January 8, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Mitzi at our annual “Violation of Trust” appointment.
Mitzi is getting exceptionally good at this whole camouflage thing. #CatsOfBlueSky
January 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Mitzi is getting exceptionally good at this whole camouflage thing. #CatsOfBlueSky
Were there ever any movie posters better than the 1970’s disaster movie posters? (On a totally unrelated note—in the water, I’m also a very skinny lady.)
December 30, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Were there ever any movie posters better than the 1970’s disaster movie posters? (On a totally unrelated note—in the water, I’m also a very skinny lady.)
Monte says “Good night.”
December 16, 2024 at 5:03 AM
Monte says “Good night.”
TW: #ExtremeViolence #CatFight #CalloftheWild
Monte and Mitzi are finally starting to play together. 😻
(And, yes—I leave my dirty clothes on the floor because Monte likes to nest in them when the floor is cold.)
Monte and Mitzi are finally starting to play together. 😻
(And, yes—I leave my dirty clothes on the floor because Monte likes to nest in them when the floor is cold.)
December 10, 2024 at 5:48 PM
TW: #ExtremeViolence #CatFight #CalloftheWild
Monte and Mitzi are finally starting to play together. 😻
(And, yes—I leave my dirty clothes on the floor because Monte likes to nest in them when the floor is cold.)
Monte and Mitzi are finally starting to play together. 😻
(And, yes—I leave my dirty clothes on the floor because Monte likes to nest in them when the floor is cold.)
Monte & Mitzi say hi!
November 24, 2024 at 5:23 AM
Monte & Mitzi say hi!