CFBijou
@cfbijou.bsky.social
Just a honey badger with no fs left to give, pretty much just screaming into the void.
Not much at all (less than $9K per year).
November 25, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Not much at all (less than $9K per year).
While I get the urge to point to MTG's pension qualification date, does anyone really believe she gives a damn about getting less than $9K/year (that's 9, not 90) 11 years from now when she is currently worth around $25M? Really?
(Not defending her... just saying it seems silly based on the amount.)
(Not defending her... just saying it seems silly based on the amount.)
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
While I get the urge to point to MTG's pension qualification date, does anyone really believe she gives a damn about getting less than $9K/year (that's 9, not 90) 11 years from now when she is currently worth around $25M? Really?
(Not defending her... just saying it seems silly based on the amount.)
(Not defending her... just saying it seems silly based on the amount.)
Apparently, the Israeli government doesn't understand what "ceasefire" means (or it just means nothing to them). Still bombing and killing people in both Gaza and Lebanon, not to mention everything they're letting Israeli settlers do in the West Bank.
Fuck Netanyahu. 🖕😡🖕
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Fuck Netanyahu. 🖕😡🖕
www.bbc.com/news/article...
November 24, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Apparently, the Israeli government doesn't understand what "ceasefire" means (or it just means nothing to them). Still bombing and killing people in both Gaza and Lebanon, not to mention everything they're letting Israeli settlers do in the West Bank.
Fuck Netanyahu. 🖕😡🖕
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Fuck Netanyahu. 🖕😡🖕
www.bbc.com/news/article...
The picture of Mamdani was edited though.
November 24, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The picture of Mamdani was edited though.
It’s not real. Original photo:
November 24, 2025 at 12:14 AM
It’s not real. Original photo:
(I didn't create this and don't know who did or I would give proper credit.)
Swiped from a friend... so perfect!
Swiped from a friend... so perfect!
November 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
(I didn't create this and don't know who did or I would give proper credit.)
Swiped from a friend... so perfect!
Swiped from a friend... so perfect!
This is absolutely sickening. This is also why else I will NEVER forgive anyone who helped the orange menace win! 🖕😡🖕
www.reuters.com/world/europe...
www.reuters.com/world/europe...
November 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
This is absolutely sickening. This is also why else I will NEVER forgive anyone who helped the orange menace win! 🖕😡🖕
www.reuters.com/world/europe...
www.reuters.com/world/europe...
This specifically says “Bubba” was not Clinton. Looking at several posts here on Bluesky, did people not see that or is everyone just assuming the brother is lying? 🤔
November 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
This specifically says “Bubba” was not Clinton. Looking at several posts here on Bluesky, did people not see that or is everyone just assuming the brother is lying? 🤔
Geezus. If Dems ever regain control of everything, they need to put guardrails up to prevent this kind of stuff from ever happening again. I’m just… numb. At what point do fiscal conservatives scream “enough”?! 😡
November 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Geezus. If Dems ever regain control of everything, they need to put guardrails up to prevent this kind of stuff from ever happening again. I’m just… numb. At what point do fiscal conservatives scream “enough”?! 😡
Can someone explain to me why everyone thinks that the 218th vote will mean we'll actually see the Epstein files. Won't the bill then need to go to the Senate, beat the filibuster there, and then be signed by the orange one... who clearly has reason not to sign it?
www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...
www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...
November 12, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Can someone explain to me why everyone thinks that the 218th vote will mean we'll actually see the Epstein files. Won't the bill then need to go to the Senate, beat the filibuster there, and then be signed by the orange one... who clearly has reason not to sign it?
www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...
www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...
And then there's this part...
(And, of course, *this* DOJ will likely settle rather than go to court--knowing their buddies would lose in court and not get a dime--which means those eight assholes are about to get a half million of our tax dollars each. 😡)
(And, of course, *this* DOJ will likely settle rather than go to court--knowing their buddies would lose in court and not get a dime--which means those eight assholes are about to get a half million of our tax dollars each. 😡)
November 11, 2025 at 9:49 AM
And then there's this part...
(And, of course, *this* DOJ will likely settle rather than go to court--knowing their buddies would lose in court and not get a dime--which means those eight assholes are about to get a half million of our tax dollars each. 😡)
(And, of course, *this* DOJ will likely settle rather than go to court--knowing their buddies would lose in court and not get a dime--which means those eight assholes are about to get a half million of our tax dollars each. 😡)
While I can certainly appreciate being pissed at a spoiler candidate, Mamdani kicked Cuomo's ass hard enough to where the losers really can't blame Sliwa.
Math... how does it work?! 🤔
(Mamdani: 50.4% 1,036,051; Cuomo plus Sliwa: 48.7% 1,001,132)
Math... how does it work?! 🤔
(Mamdani: 50.4% 1,036,051; Cuomo plus Sliwa: 48.7% 1,001,132)
November 6, 2025 at 11:08 PM
While I can certainly appreciate being pissed at a spoiler candidate, Mamdani kicked Cuomo's ass hard enough to where the losers really can't blame Sliwa.
Math... how does it work?! 🤔
(Mamdani: 50.4% 1,036,051; Cuomo plus Sliwa: 48.7% 1,001,132)
Math... how does it work?! 🤔
(Mamdani: 50.4% 1,036,051; Cuomo plus Sliwa: 48.7% 1,001,132)
It is insane that it’s had to come to this, but thank dog for judges like this one!
apnews.com/live/donald-...
apnews.com/live/donald-...
October 28, 2025 at 7:48 PM
It is insane that it’s had to come to this, but thank dog for judges like this one!
apnews.com/live/donald-...
apnews.com/live/donald-...
Oh, Argentina... [shaking head and a heavy sigh]
www.reuters.com/world/americ...
www.reuters.com/world/americ...
October 27, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Oh, Argentina... [shaking head and a heavy sigh]
www.reuters.com/world/americ...
www.reuters.com/world/americ...
I wonder how *real* farmers feel about this shit...
October 27, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I wonder how *real* farmers feel about this shit...
The number of times during his appearance on @allinwithchris.bsky.social that @captmarkkelly.bsky.social said this asshole was qualified... my brain is on the verge of exploding. 😡
October 22, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The number of times during his appearance on @allinwithchris.bsky.social that @captmarkkelly.bsky.social said this asshole was qualified... my brain is on the verge of exploding. 😡
MAGA mocking older Americans after the No Kings protests is just them kicking themselves in the balls... again. 🤷♀️
October 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
MAGA mocking older Americans after the No Kings protests is just them kicking themselves in the balls... again. 🤷♀️
I got an error page on IMDb and now I'm dying (of laughter)... LOLOLOL! 😂🤣
October 20, 2025 at 7:31 AM
I got an error page on IMDb and now I'm dying (of laughter)... LOLOLOL! 😂🤣
This. Is. Not. True.
(The rest of the post--minus the grammatical errors--is accurate, but saying it is the original ANTIFA logo from WW2 is bullshit.)
Helping to spread mis- and disinformation is being part of the problem... and one of the reasons why we can't have nice things. [sigh]
(The rest of the post--minus the grammatical errors--is accurate, but saying it is the original ANTIFA logo from WW2 is bullshit.)
Helping to spread mis- and disinformation is being part of the problem... and one of the reasons why we can't have nice things. [sigh]
October 13, 2025 at 6:13 AM
This. Is. Not. True.
(The rest of the post--minus the grammatical errors--is accurate, but saying it is the original ANTIFA logo from WW2 is bullshit.)
Helping to spread mis- and disinformation is being part of the problem... and one of the reasons why we can't have nice things. [sigh]
(The rest of the post--minus the grammatical errors--is accurate, but saying it is the original ANTIFA logo from WW2 is bullshit.)
Helping to spread mis- and disinformation is being part of the problem... and one of the reasons why we can't have nice things. [sigh]