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Tae
@ceylon-tae.bsky.social
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engineer / doodler / too many hobbies / rocks in head / old and happy about it. will reblog art + memes here, maybe post some of my own.
see also: pillowfort.social/Ceylon-Tae
megaman bsky: https://bsky.app/profile/teylon-hey.bsky.social
my art: #taedraws
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~Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy~

(the proper way to eat a mango)
The proper way to eat a mango. The mango is cut in half and cubed on the skin, held in the bare hands, the person is biting into it directly, with mango juice splattered over their race and hands. They look feral and it looks like fun.
November 17, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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here, have a bonus holy picture in that same theme, as long as i'm sitting here crying ;w;

commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sa...
A home photo of a samoyed dog with a very large teddy bear. The dog is curled up in the bear's lap, her head resting on one of its legs. Her eyes are shut and she looks very comfortable. The bear seems to be bending down to pat her head and side. The comment submitted with this image on Wikimedia reads, "I'm the author. You can reach me at [email redacted]. This is a picture of my samoyed with a teddy bear. I release all rights to it, it would just be nice if her image could survive forever.
November 8, 2025 at 7:44 AM
ceylon-tae.bsky.social
post a non-religious image you think of as holy
A tumblr post by user milleniallust4death. It features a photo of the user's late husband and dog running through a splash pad sprinkler tunnel together. The man is doubled over to fit inside the tunnel, but appears to have a huge smile on his face. The dog is excitedly trotting next to him, face turned to playfully "bite" one of the jets of water. The text of the post says, "I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it." A later reblog by the same user says, "Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift."
November 8, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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Happy Tomorroween Is Halloween!
A card with blackletter calligraphy that reads "Tomorroween is Halloween"
October 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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*chefs kiss for this pose*
A sculpted figure of a man in contrapposto, weight bearing on one leg more than another. There are silly-looking blue and green stars around, and text saying "CONTRAPPOSTO!!"
October 26, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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well you're not catholic are you
A tumblr post by bloedgetuige that says, "guiltfree snacks are such a concept. i dont feel guilt for having a pastry. I'm not catholic"
October 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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a parody image with the text "throwing rocks at your brother #justsiblingthings"
October 12, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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i got bingo, what do i win?

...will it cure my chronic problems with "focusing on some detail so fucking hard that i ignore everything else, including my own health"?
Bad Habit Artist Bingo as filled in by ceylon-tae Bad Habit Artist Bingo with options such as "same face syndrome", "too hard on self", and "doesn't name layers", etc.
September 30, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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@neonichiban.bsky.social save me

save me, @neonichiban.bsky.social
Panel 1: A stick figure person sits in an ominously dark room. They are grumbling, "fucking amazon killing comixology, fucking DRM ruining everything, fucking renting everything, fucking death of ownership, what the fuck digital comics, someone fucking take my money to support the creators and just give me local DRM-free digital files" Panel 2: the Neon Ichiban logo appears in the open door and the ominous atmosphere is gone. The stick figure is happy and excited to see it, saying, "omg neon ichiban private beta hi !!"
September 24, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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OMG FINALLY
September 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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!! keep talking about #bskycensorship

the internet depends on weird gay furry porn, and right now, weird gay furry porn depends on YOU to defend it from yet another ban-happy website
a closeup and highlight of certain trending tags on 22 September 2025, including #bskycensorship and other relevant tags facing censorship
September 22, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score
The rottentomatoes.com rating for the movie In Time, at 36% tomatometer, 51% popcornmeter
September 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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favorite dragon designs in media GO!
Toothless the dragon from How To Train Your Dragon. He is standing on a snowy landscape. Jeep aka Hakuryu from Saiyuki. There is a lot of text on the image, sorry. Drampa from Pokemon. He is looking riled up and vengeful. Naydra the dragon from The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. She is climbing around a mountain to look at the player.
September 7, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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so uh. i'm not allowed to have more than four partitions on this drive. windows used two. lenovo decided to be a greedy POS and also use two.

i can't make another partition for dual-booting

all that stuff i did all week. making room. defragmenting the drive. WASTED. NONE OF IT MATTERED (┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻
a picture of dolphins and rainbows that was originally happy and joyful, but has been colorshifted to red, added fire and crying, now conveying misery
September 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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IT LET ME SHRINK MY MAIN VOLUME. I'M ALLOWED TO PARTITION MY HARD DRIVE NOW. IT ONLY TOOK A WEEK OF CRYING. NOW I CAN TRY THE NEXT STEP AND CRY ABOUT THAT ONE INSTEAD LET'S GO
September 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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pgsdfgjkfds this is a hatecrime :,)
a picture of Hugh Laurie as an online quiz result for "Piercing Blue Eyes Guy (oh god stop looking at me)"
September 3, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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based on an old tumblr post - not only does it get better, it can get better than you ever imagined :)
on the left: a young Tae eats dunkaroos, saying, "i want to be an adult so i can eat as many dunkaroos as i want". on the right: an adult Tae eats rainbow frosting on nilla wafers, saying, "KID YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH BETTER IT GETS"
August 27, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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the latest food fad: "noooo salty foods are bad for you again, they make you overeat uwu"

me, a guy with low-blood-pressure, and on two antidepressants: [DUMPING EXTRA SALT ON ALL MY FOOD TO MAKE THE CRAVINGS STOP SO I CAN STOP EATING SOONER]
a social media profile named "scamfluencer" cries that "nooo, evil Big Food is putting extra salt in your food". meanwhile, i am making angry direct eye contact as i add more salt because low sodium diets are mostly scams for most people
August 26, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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Here's a notepad screenshot of the essay I wrote because jfc that's bad
""Promote" is an extremely vague verb that is often not suitable for making guidelines. Do you mean "advocate for"? Do you mean "publicize"? Do you mean "recommend"? 5. A. i. is full of such dangerous vague explanations. Will part a. prohibit posts about video games that depict and reward the main character for doing something that's illegal in real life? Will part b. prohibit posts containing erotic drawings of fictional characters who seem slightly unhappy? Will part b. prohibit posts about kink scenes between consenting adults, who have negotiated safewords, and like to say other words like "no, don't, stop, etc." as part of their scene? That would be ridiculous. I must emphasize that Bluesky has NO GOOD REASON TO PROHIBIT ANY OF THESE. You should not be prohibiting these types of posts, and you should not draft guidelines that could be used to do so. Please update the section titled 5. B. i. to say "Consensual content of real adult persons that is clearly labeled, or content of fictional characters that does not violate 5. A. ii." 5. A. i. b. is particularly bad. This is the section that would seem to prohibit erotic drawings if one of the fictional characters looks slightly unhappy. This section should be revised to say "users should not share materials that include instructions for crimes, or that depict real or realistic-looking sexual assault or other non-consensual acts." This would be similar to 5. A. ii. d. that prohibits the sharing of "real or synthetic intimate images or sexual content without consent." The emphasis should be on requiring the consent of the real people depicted in the post. 5. A. ii. b. is another section that I find alarming. Furry artists have already been unfairly targeted by inappropriate applications of Bluesky's "do not share any content that depicts or promotes sexual activity with an animal" rule, and this update does NOTHING to clarify the situation. Many artists I follow have simply given up on posting things like erotic…
August 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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I know this article is a year old but I just saw it improperly cited and wow. You don't need to improperly cite it for it to be horrible. Twitter activity is at least 30% fake. 75% fake during the 2024 superbowl.

mashable.com/article/x-tw...
Tytunovich tells Mashable that it's not out of the ordinary to see spikes in fake traffic on social media platforms during big events like U.S. elections. However, he has never seen anything close to X's 75.85 percent. And, unfortunately for X, its bot problem goes beyond the big game too. CHEQ also provided Mashable with fake traffic data from the entire month of January 2024. TikTok, Facebook, and Instagram all had very similar stats to each platform's respective Super Bowl weekend numbers. Slightly more than 2.8 percent of the 306 million visits sent from TikTok were determined to be fake. Out of the 90 million visits that came from Facebook, a bit more than 2 percent were fake. And Instagram's traffic was only 0.96 percent fake, based on 749,000 visits. But, X once again fared the worst. Of the 759,000 visits from X, 31.82 percent of that traffic was determined to be fake.
August 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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An Amorphophallus plant in a forest, flowering in dark purple and cream colors
July 20, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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All of these OSTs are in regular rotation in my MP3 player. You can definitely tell how old I am from these.

(But genuinely, I love the Majora's Mask soundtrack the most of any Zelda game. Also, Sonic games not pictured because those are almost exclusively represented by OCRemix covers)
Video game box art for Katamari Damacy. There is a ball of various large structures all stuck together in the distance, with a rainbow overhead. Video game box art for Super Mario Galaxy. Mario is flying in space and a star-shaped Luma is next to him. Video game box art for Final Fantasy 10. Tidus is standing in the water with the shoreline in the background. Video game box art for The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. The titular mask looms behind the title text in front of a blurry, trippy background.
July 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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This is who runs this account
An old 00s macro of a black dog. Someone is holding a phone to its head, its mouth is open, and the text says "Hello, yes, this is dog"
June 19, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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a closeup of Barack Obama's eyes from the meme thread, implying the response, "then perish"
May 27, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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James:
anguished emoji with hands thrown up in the air
May 27, 2025 at 4:49 AM