Cevlock Hogmoore
@cevlock.bsky.social
Cevlock (aka Paradise) ⚖:280lbs 🍔TTRPG's🍟Smokes🥙Writes🥓Gains🌯 28 y/o 🍝He/It/ΘΔ🚹Demi/Gay/Belly-sexual🥪🔞18+NSFW/BLM/LGBTQ
I kept saying this shit was too damn long lmfaooo
June 25, 2024 at 3:03 PM
I kept saying this shit was too damn long lmfaooo
The most beautiful thing about Brennan Lee Mulligan is his love for bringing people together and creating new and lasting friendships that will change a person for the better forever. He's creating moments where people get to feel seen and heard and represented and loved. It's infectious.
June 6, 2024 at 2:08 AM
The most beautiful thing about Brennan Lee Mulligan is his love for bringing people together and creating new and lasting friendships that will change a person for the better forever. He's creating moments where people get to feel seen and heard and represented and loved. It's infectious.
I have never wanted something so pointless so badly lol. Imagine being at my house and I say "roll 2d6 pillow damage"
May 29, 2024 at 5:14 PM
I have never wanted something so pointless so badly lol. Imagine being at my house and I say "roll 2d6 pillow damage"
Fancy waffle breakfasts are for good boys~ thank you bb <3
May 28, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Fancy waffle breakfasts are for good boys~ thank you bb <3
Please fucking Jesus Christ no
May 23, 2024 at 1:23 PM
Please fucking Jesus Christ no
Hello kitty is fucking pissed off
May 3, 2024 at 11:20 AM
Hello kitty is fucking pissed off
Terrible news for vegans..
April 6, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Terrible news for vegans..
I fucking love Lou wilson lmfaoooooooo This big ol gremlin man~
February 29, 2024 at 2:56 AM
I fucking love Lou wilson lmfaoooooooo This big ol gremlin man~
So, we have this set of measuring spoons that we've had for like five years now, and I happened to find the exact set at work today and bought em as a surprise, only to come home and find my mom opening a package she just got of those exact same spoons. That coincidence is just bonkers lolol.
February 27, 2024 at 9:00 PM
So, we have this set of measuring spoons that we've had for like five years now, and I happened to find the exact set at work today and bought em as a surprise, only to come home and find my mom opening a package she just got of those exact same spoons. That coincidence is just bonkers lolol.
Companies these days be like "Here is your pepperoni pizza sir"
February 23, 2024 at 2:05 AM
Companies these days be like "Here is your pepperoni pizza sir"
Which one of you was it, fess up
February 22, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Which one of you was it, fess up
Something snapped in me last night and got tired of being advertised to by my own products just being in the house
February 16, 2024 at 1:57 PM
Something snapped in me last night and got tired of being advertised to by my own products just being in the house
Just so absolutely tasty. Nice cold Dr peppy on the side to go with it all. Love sandwiches and chips. Those strawbs were fresh to death.
February 15, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Just so absolutely tasty. Nice cold Dr peppy on the side to go with it all. Love sandwiches and chips. Those strawbs were fresh to death.
Wanna share your love with your fatass partner? Just get the big burger box and get them five big fuckin burgers to show them how much you love them, and their waistline.
February 14, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Wanna share your love with your fatass partner? Just get the big burger box and get them five big fuckin burgers to show them how much you love them, and their waistline.
Mountain cat, butter dragon, triangle horse and a cow fire!
Tag yourself lol
Tag yourself lol
February 10, 2024 at 1:18 PM
Mountain cat, butter dragon, triangle horse and a cow fire!
Tag yourself lol
Tag yourself lol
Babe wake up they just found a new stonehenge in lake Michigan
February 7, 2024 at 2:26 PM
Babe wake up they just found a new stonehenge in lake Michigan
this pun in the forgotten realms wiki is so dang cheeky lmfao
February 6, 2024 at 11:58 PM
this pun in the forgotten realms wiki is so dang cheeky lmfao
Half of the players of baldurs gate 3 havent gotten past act 1, lmfaooo, yall need to keep going lol
February 2, 2024 at 3:07 PM
Half of the players of baldurs gate 3 havent gotten past act 1, lmfaooo, yall need to keep going lol
Just fancy pig stuff.
January 28, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Just fancy pig stuff.
Dropouts new Very Important People is honestly such a fucking riot lmfaoooo
January 27, 2024 at 11:13 PM
Dropouts new Very Important People is honestly such a fucking riot lmfaoooo
Lunch time for piggy
January 22, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Lunch time for piggy
You may take one soda from the soda shelves
January 20, 2024 at 2:19 AM
You may take one soda from the soda shelves
The progress we've made on technology in the last four decades is staggering. A raspberry pi single board computer is FOUR AND A HALF TIMES FASTER than a seven million dollar super computer from the late seventies. Absolutely bonkers.
January 19, 2024 at 5:33 PM
The progress we've made on technology in the last four decades is staggering. A raspberry pi single board computer is FOUR AND A HALF TIMES FASTER than a seven million dollar super computer from the late seventies. Absolutely bonkers.
To all fat furs: congrats on your new cameo!
January 19, 2024 at 12:18 AM
To all fat furs: congrats on your new cameo!