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AllTheMews
@ceteris-partybus.bsky.social
Scientist in clinical molecular genetics, believer in evidence-based decision making, concerned with truth and the conservation of vulnerable people, environments, critters and ideas. Look to non-humans for truth (except crows, they’re deceptive like us).
Right?! “YOU intolerant gays have to dance for me but I don’t have to make your cake.”
December 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I mean, does the contract stipulate the words they have to sing? Because you could devise a seriously antifascist playlist and sermon lol
December 29, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Crickets chirping instead of applause
December 29, 2025 at 4:42 AM
They also no longer have careers that would be jeopardized by phony misdemeanor charges.
December 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
In the 70s we started talking about imposing fuel efficiency standards on automakers. Seems obvious we should be pressing chip / board / makers to find opportunities to optimize power usage and set standards per flop or whatever the basic unit of computing is, no?
December 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
There’s a whole slew of traditional expletives that tend to co-occur with my similar vocab
December 28, 2025 at 3:10 PM
In related news, Nazis furious as Von Trapps decline to perform at newly re-christened “Adolf Hitler’s Salzberg Music Festival“
December 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Its cuz librul ‘trans for everyone’
December 26, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Ouch lol
December 26, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Seriously! My BF and I would appreciate some pointers
December 26, 2025 at 4:55 AM
The contradictions are things of beauty lol
December 26, 2025 at 4:49 AM
That’s real wisdom right there
December 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Personally I think naming the chode-class destroyer after him is brilliant
December 24, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I dunno, naming the chode-class destroyer after him seems reasonable
December 24, 2025 at 6:44 AM
The new Chode-class frigate lol
December 23, 2025 at 6:04 AM
The mint AND the rum… so good.
December 23, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Imagine trusting your vision to this monster.
December 15, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I was trying to figure out why the central valley is a bubble of colder than normal surrounded by warmer than normal
December 15, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Just one more week, then the days will start to grow longer!
December 15, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Same here in Seattle — one night of frost, but otherwise just rain, an ‘atmospheric river’ too warm to be captured as anow in the mountains, but flooding the river valleys and fields. Not good.
December 15, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Barron is legally an adult. Considering that trump thinks 14yo street kids in DC should be treated by the legal system as adults, I think we should treat this privileged 19yo as one too.
December 12, 2025 at 6:20 AM
That cat is long AND wide
December 12, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Giddy up jingle whores, pickle your fief, jingle around a…
December 9, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Is there such a thing as political cuckoldry?
December 8, 2025 at 5:44 AM
$7.50 / lb? Where are you finding it so cheap?!
December 2, 2025 at 4:50 AM