read this article forwards, backwards, and middle out, but still couldn’t find the young lawmakers mentioned

swear to god my brain acts different on Amtrak I have the attention span, diligence, and ambition of a 15th century renaissance man the world is mine to discover!!!!! I’m about to read this entire book in 10 minutes

this is the hard hitting journalism i come to the times for

also the answer is yes

it's time to fill my feed with the greatest hits the people gotta know what i'm all about