I have my friend stalk my timetable on Google Sheets, and if I don't check something as completed she leaves me threatening notes. (Get yourself a scary friend.)

There are intellectuals and 'intellectuals'. One kind is fine, but the other can only bear themselves if they loudly look down on something that's easy to s~~t on. Pity the inner lives of people who miss something like the Chaos Walking trilogy because they're scared of a marketing term!