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Make the sidewalk your catwalk, and work it with pride.
December 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Make the sidewalk your catwalk, and work it with pride.
When will white people learn that “you don’t look Mexican” is NOT a compliment?
December 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
When will white people learn that “you don’t look Mexican” is NOT a compliment?
One of the hottest things I’ve seen this week was Josh O’Connor kissing the pale ginger guy from SNL.
December 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
One of the hottest things I’ve seen this week was Josh O’Connor kissing the pale ginger guy from SNL.
I love that sometimes you can look a dog in the eyes and see that there’s absolutely nothing happening inside that little mind of theirs.
December 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I love that sometimes you can look a dog in the eyes and see that there’s absolutely nothing happening inside that little mind of theirs.
Netflix acquiring Warner Bros. makes me wonder: why do companies want to all merge into one big conglomerate?
THAT’S EXACTLY WHY EVERYTHING SUCKS (except for Abbott Elementary, A24 films and Neon films).
THAT’S EXACTLY WHY EVERYTHING SUCKS (except for Abbott Elementary, A24 films and Neon films).
December 5, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Netflix acquiring Warner Bros. makes me wonder: why do companies want to all merge into one big conglomerate?
THAT’S EXACTLY WHY EVERYTHING SUCKS (except for Abbott Elementary, A24 films and Neon films).
THAT’S EXACTLY WHY EVERYTHING SUCKS (except for Abbott Elementary, A24 films and Neon films).
Not surprised that your Spotify wrapped shows you behave like a child.
December 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Not surprised that your Spotify wrapped shows you behave like a child.
Oh.
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL AIDS DAY! ❤️
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL AIDS DAY! ❤️
December 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Oh.
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL AIDS DAY! ❤️
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL AIDS DAY! ❤️
I now understand suburban dads who wear snickers everywhere. I’m sorry, sirs. I have surrendered and am now a sneakers-only type of guy.
December 2, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I now understand suburban dads who wear snickers everywhere. I’m sorry, sirs. I have surrendered and am now a sneakers-only type of guy.
🎤I’ma tell u the truth now
cuz I’m too high to lie
I wish I was ur girlfriend
is she with u tonight?
You say “sorry I’m taken”
walk away with a smile
I know I’m not mistaken
ur the love of my life🎤
cuz I’m too high to lie
I wish I was ur girlfriend
is she with u tonight?
You say “sorry I’m taken”
walk away with a smile
I know I’m not mistaken
ur the love of my life🎤
December 1, 2025 at 12:03 PM
🎤I’ma tell u the truth now
cuz I’m too high to lie
I wish I was ur girlfriend
is she with u tonight?
You say “sorry I’m taken”
walk away with a smile
I know I’m not mistaken
ur the love of my life🎤
cuz I’m too high to lie
I wish I was ur girlfriend
is she with u tonight?
You say “sorry I’m taken”
walk away with a smile
I know I’m not mistaken
ur the love of my life🎤
My dream is to never have to wear jeans, chinos, or whatever piece of clothing that extends through below my knee. I’m a short shorts advocate. We deserve to live in a society where men with sexy legs wear short shorts and short shorts only.
November 29, 2025 at 5:10 AM
My dream is to never have to wear jeans, chinos, or whatever piece of clothing that extends through below my knee. I’m a short shorts advocate. We deserve to live in a society where men with sexy legs wear short shorts and short shorts only.
Iamasentimentalmanwhoalwayslongedtobeafatherthat’swhyIdothebestIcantotreateachcitizenofozassonordaughtersoelphaba id like to raise you high cause i think everyone deserves the chance to fly and helping you in your ascend allows me to feel so parental for I am a sentimental man
November 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Iamasentimentalmanwhoalwayslongedtobeafatherthat’swhyIdothebestIcantotreateachcitizenofozassonordaughtersoelphaba id like to raise you high cause i think everyone deserves the chance to fly and helping you in your ascend allows me to feel so parental for I am a sentimental man
If you’re going to host a party, please learn what the responsibilities of a host are. Especially if you have guests attending solo and know no one else at the event.
November 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
If you’re going to host a party, please learn what the responsibilities of a host are. Especially if you have guests attending solo and know no one else at the event.
How was I able to live 28 years of my life without ever trying a Bear Claw???? THEY ARE SO DELICIOUS!!!
November 19, 2025 at 8:34 PM
How was I able to live 28 years of my life without ever trying a Bear Claw???? THEY ARE SO DELICIOUS!!!
I write sad songs that nobody will ever listen, and that’s fine.
November 14, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I write sad songs that nobody will ever listen, and that’s fine.
I’m the scene of the crime and the bore of the bar and a memory hoarder.
November 12, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I’m the scene of the crime and the bore of the bar and a memory hoarder.
I think it’s funny when people laugh uncomfortably at my darker jokes which are a direct result from trauma. it’s like “hahahaha. i know, right? =)”
November 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I think it’s funny when people laugh uncomfortably at my darker jokes which are a direct result from trauma. it’s like “hahahaha. i know, right? =)”
What do you mean you’re “having dinner” at 17:00?
November 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
What do you mean you’re “having dinner” at 17:00?
Why is it so difficult for men to have decent manners and a healthy way to communicate their emotions? It’s literally one of the easiest things to do, second only to breathing.
November 9, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Why is it so difficult for men to have decent manners and a healthy way to communicate their emotions? It’s literally one of the easiest things to do, second only to breathing.
Everybody’s gay. This is the 90’s!
November 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Everybody’s gay. This is the 90’s!
If there is something lesbians and bisexual women do extremely well is music.
November 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
If there is something lesbians and bisexual women do extremely well is music.
Oh, well. The friendship is officially ruined.
November 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Oh, well. The friendship is officially ruined.
Life is too short to not live it fully.
November 4, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Life is too short to not live it fully.
I love Boston but, god, I miss mi Mèxico.
November 4, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I love Boston but, god, I miss mi Mèxico.
