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CervineCytoplasm
@cervinecytoplasm.bsky.social
🔞Fatfur Artist🔞
🔞Minors Begone🔞
They/Them
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Throwing together a quick refsheet for Byte for no specific reason :)
November 23, 2025 at 12:47 AM
#fatfur
"This is the life~ Could you do me a favor and hand me another drink? That would be lovely. AIs perform better with treats~ Hm? What happened to your documents? Oh I moved those to a more secure folder~ (Not like there was anything worth stealing but the free food has made this worth it~)"
November 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
"Huff... This is like my 20th tea break today... I need to cut back... Hmm? Yes? Why... Yes. This investigation has been weighing heavily on me as of late... How could you tell? Ah. Could we discuss this over dinner? My head is pounding and I think I need the rest..."
November 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
#fatfur

"I'm not just going to crush them: I'm going to look good doing it!"

Also, it is a pure dopamine rush to land on someone shutting down like a Seven or Dynamo ult. In a perfect world Stone Form would scale with HP and height fallen though.
November 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
#fatfur

"RAAAAAH! I WILL DEVOUR YOU WHOLE AND OBLITERATE YOUR SOUL IN HELLFIRE!

...

Heheh! Just kidding! You should have seen the look on your face! ... Uh... I am honestly kind of hungry though. I kind of was waiting in that TV all day... You think we could order a pizza?"

(Happy Halloween! <3)
October 31, 2025 at 8:00 PM
#FFGAutumn

"... An-and it stretches very well when... I forget... These pretty mushroom spores... Have an odd effect on my body. ... Y-yeah yeah. Take the pictures. I can make this look fashionable and in! ... Share these photos outside of this photo shoot though, and I will turn you into a rug!"
October 29, 2025 at 8:05 PM
#FFGAutumn

"My most fashionable autumn attire? Well... I guess it would be what I am wearing right now yeah? My mycology outfit. It is warm and comfy. The hat keeps the rain out of my eyes. Perfect for these early autumn ingredient hunts. Plus, I think I look pretty in it~"
October 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
#fatfur

"Heheheh~! I told you I knew the best spots! The food is to die for and affordable too. It is even better when you know every vendor personally. Ooh! If you aren't going to finish that box of sweets, pass them my way. My snack supply is running low on the ship. Don't know why~ Teehee~"
October 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
#fatfur

"Wh-whoa! O-okay! This thing has a weight limit, noted! U-uhhhhh... Guess it is time for an emergency landing so this thing doesn't snap like a toothpick and all that is left of me is a crater. ... M-maybe call a taxi while I am at it... I... Rather not walk all the way home..."
October 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
#fatfur

"Haha... Y-yes! I am fine. This is... Intended! Yes! All part of the procedure heheh... T-totally didn't miscast a buff spell or anything! That would be... Unprofessional! A-ahem. You don't mind if I crash the night at your place while this wears off right? (Please say yes...)"
October 8, 2025 at 8:05 PM
#fatfur

"Huff. Yeah. I am okay. Just falling on your ass like that really knocks the wind out of ya, y'know? Puff. Could you be a pal and fetch me another soda? Just need a bit to catch my breath before we go back to dancing. ... Also need to make sure I didn't crack the floor or anything haha..."
October 1, 2025 at 8:05 PM
"Hey hey! What's up? Just having some me time you know? Join me! I got some spare glowsticks if you need some? I promise it is a lot more fun than it looks. Just something about flailing your arms out like no one cares is so cathartic. Just uhhh... Try not to hit anyone yeah?"
October 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Hey look! There I am!

Oh yeah and happy birthday on the day of your birthday, birthday Badger, Bearer of Birthday. (Birthday birthday birthday birthday birthday birthday birthday birthday birthday birthday birthday birthday.)
October 1, 2025 at 3:46 AM
If it wasn't obvious, I have been back on VRC kick and uhhh... Been visiting MMD worlds because seeing your OC dance is very affirming to be honest.
September 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
(I know it is very late, but shhhhh.)

Do wish @snackrunstar.bsky.social a happy birthday! Genuinely they have been so sweet and patient with me and it means a lot. Happy birthday!
September 29, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Got to the most hype party ever hosted by @kingwizardwolf.being.dog ! Genuinely was such a grand time and thank you so much for inviting me. (Even if I was more of a background dancer than shredding it center stage.)
September 29, 2025 at 1:56 AM
#fatfur

"Wuhf... I think I need to lay back on the "taste testing" for a couple days because I am growing like yeast... My thighs are going to get wedged in the doorway and that is the last thing I need... ... Mmmm... Maybe just a couple more cookies..."
September 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
#fatfur

"Fuhuhuhuhu! This Oh waiter! Another round for me and my companion here! In fact, just hand me another bottle and a tray of those finger foods. Just place it on my tab. I will get around to it eventually. Promise~"
September 1, 2025 at 8:04 PM
#fatfur

"IT! WAS! HUFF! ONE! SUB! PUFF! SANDWICH! HOW HEAVY COULD IT BE!??!?!?" -Local bat that definitely had more than one sub sandwich

(I have never done 3D smear motion so I am hoping it came out right, but it was fun! So, I am probably going to give it another shot sometime.)
August 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
#fatfur

"Hah! Even fabrics older than I am have a remarkable amount of stretch to them. I am sure it isn't great for it in the long term, but it does mean there is just more of it to look at. ... Well, there is also more of ME to look at, but that is beside the point of course."
May 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
"Oh? A dress? I have never worn one of these before. Definitely something before my time. Fanciest thing I have ever worn would be a T-shirt, but I wouldn't mind giving it a spin. I think I could make it work quite well don't you think?"
May 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
#fatfur

"Oh? More jokers? Hah! You are downright spoiling me! You already are hitting naneinf with me alone with a high card and you want more? At this point I am starting to think you WANT to see this game break at the seams. Oh wellll. Not my computer and that just means more Ice cream for me!"
May 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
"Oh well hello there! Fancy meeting you here. Mind letting me ride along for a little bit? I can turn those worthless jokers into some sweet mult if you are interested! It is a win win for both of us!"
May 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
#fatfurgala

With nanofiber tech, this jacket adapts to any situation whether it be a hail of bullets or your own girth from a well deserved lunch. This ensemble is made to last for any mission and keep you nice and warm with our patented insulating nanofabric. Look and keep cool with Canis Polaris.
April 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
#fatfurgala

Being a pilot isn't all about flying, sometimes you gotta go ground zero whether it just be for a walk down the street or scouting out a danger zone. For such events, you need clothes that can walk the walk and nothing is better than a Canis Polaris jacket. The very best in this galaxy.
April 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM