Best joke iOS pulled on me so far🤣
“Remove anything that covers your eyes” when I am drunk as an Asian.
“Remove anything that covers your eyes” when I am drunk as an Asian.
May 31, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Best joke iOS pulled on me so far🤣
“Remove anything that covers your eyes” when I am drunk as an Asian.
“Remove anything that covers your eyes” when I am drunk as an Asian.
These plums will kill me.
May 31, 2025 at 1:41 PM
These plums will kill me.
It's that time of the year again. I will be listening to Komm Süsser Tod; Reviewing my mistakes and accomplishments while reliving those embarrassing moments vowing to change
Knowing for sure I will give up by March and do the same thing all over again.
Knowing for sure I will give up by March and do the same thing all over again.
December 31, 2024 at 11:10 AM
It's that time of the year again. I will be listening to Komm Süsser Tod; Reviewing my mistakes and accomplishments while reliving those embarrassing moments vowing to change
Knowing for sure I will give up by March and do the same thing all over again.
Knowing for sure I will give up by March and do the same thing all over again.
Aww >, <
Now I'm sad that I finished the K-drama "Marry My Husband" and found out the 2nd female lead is a piece of crap that bullied her classmates in the past.
No wonder her acting was so convincing in the show.
Now I'm sad that I finished the K-drama "Marry My Husband" and found out the 2nd female lead is a piece of crap that bullied her classmates in the past.
No wonder her acting was so convincing in the show.
December 22, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Aww >, <
Now I'm sad that I finished the K-drama "Marry My Husband" and found out the 2nd female lead is a piece of crap that bullied her classmates in the past.
No wonder her acting was so convincing in the show.
Now I'm sad that I finished the K-drama "Marry My Husband" and found out the 2nd female lead is a piece of crap that bullied her classmates in the past.
No wonder her acting was so convincing in the show.
I can't get enough of this girl. How did she come up with this stuff?
"She's so brainrot."
"I can't fix her."
youtu.be/CQEyKoXSL8M
"She's so brainrot."
"I can't fix her."
youtu.be/CQEyKoXSL8M
STOP JOKING ABOUT MY EXPLOITIVE JOB AND CHINESE LESBIANS
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December 21, 2024 at 5:01 PM
I can't get enough of this girl. How did she come up with this stuff?
"She's so brainrot."
"I can't fix her."
youtu.be/CQEyKoXSL8M
"She's so brainrot."
"I can't fix her."
youtu.be/CQEyKoXSL8M
I spent 2 hours catching up on the “Mikey-Claire friend zone series” by Mikey & Wyatt on Youtube.
That was spectacular. Wishes you guys all the best. “Claire” is so good at making me hate her character.
But Emily absolutely took the cake in the finale.
That was spectacular. Wishes you guys all the best. “Claire” is so good at making me hate her character.
But Emily absolutely took the cake in the finale.
December 19, 2024 at 10:07 AM
I spent 2 hours catching up on the “Mikey-Claire friend zone series” by Mikey & Wyatt on Youtube.
That was spectacular. Wishes you guys all the best. “Claire” is so good at making me hate her character.
But Emily absolutely took the cake in the finale.
That was spectacular. Wishes you guys all the best. “Claire” is so good at making me hate her character.
But Emily absolutely took the cake in the finale.
At what point do they kick you out of IKEA for sitting on their sofa? An hour? 4 hours? Until closing time?
The answer is until you catch you.
The answer is until you catch you.
December 18, 2024 at 10:35 AM
At what point do they kick you out of IKEA for sitting on their sofa? An hour? 4 hours? Until closing time?
The answer is until you catch you.
The answer is until you catch you.
Man, I want some HongKong butter bread.
December 18, 2024 at 7:56 AM
Man, I want some HongKong butter bread.
Me to Apple watch: “can you tell me what time it is?”
Apple: “it’s for you to get a new one.”
Apple: “it’s for you to get a new one.”
December 17, 2024 at 12:04 PM
Me to Apple watch: “can you tell me what time it is?”
Apple: “it’s for you to get a new one.”
Apple: “it’s for you to get a new one.”
Not a good day to wake up to the news of your HS had a school shooting.
December 17, 2024 at 9:21 AM
Not a good day to wake up to the news of your HS had a school shooting.
Drinking time. Time to forgot your troubles. For a while at least.
December 13, 2024 at 11:55 AM
Drinking time. Time to forgot your troubles. For a while at least.
Food is one of the greatest joy in life. I can’t imagine how awful it is to have to watch out for allergies and remind the waiters and chefs to be careful making my food.
“What a bother” they secretly think.
“Stay home if you are going to be like this.”
“What a bother” they secretly think.
“Stay home if you are going to be like this.”
December 13, 2024 at 5:43 AM
Food is one of the greatest joy in life. I can’t imagine how awful it is to have to watch out for allergies and remind the waiters and chefs to be careful making my food.
“What a bother” they secretly think.
“Stay home if you are going to be like this.”
“What a bother” they secretly think.
“Stay home if you are going to be like this.”
Losing the Battle Before it is Ever Fought.
December 12, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Losing the Battle Before it is Ever Fought.
"I can't be with a woman and I can't be without one" - Tom Hardy
December 12, 2024 at 3:37 PM
"I can't be with a woman and I can't be without one" - Tom Hardy
Growth takes time, embrace the pain. It's too soon to give up.
December 11, 2024 at 3:07 PM
Growth takes time, embrace the pain. It's too soon to give up.
After all these time, I just realized polyester freaking sucks as gym clothes. Cotton 100% feels great and don’t get worn out as fast as my 5 other polyester shirts.
Money wasted.
Money wasted.
December 11, 2024 at 1:07 PM
After all these time, I just realized polyester freaking sucks as gym clothes. Cotton 100% feels great and don’t get worn out as fast as my 5 other polyester shirts.
Money wasted.
Money wasted.
you have to try
you have to try
you have to try
you have to keep trying
why?
because you don't wanna die alone.
you have to try
you have to try
you have to keep trying
why?
because you don't wanna die alone.
December 10, 2024 at 1:23 PM
you have to try
you have to try
you have to try
you have to keep trying
why?
because you don't wanna die alone.
you have to try
you have to try
you have to keep trying
why?
because you don't wanna die alone.
FML. My tire is blown. Gotta replace before I go home.
December 10, 2024 at 3:23 AM
FML. My tire is blown. Gotta replace before I go home.
Here’s to success. Try with all your might. So you can have no regret when it’s all done and never looking back.
December 9, 2024 at 9:55 AM
Here’s to success. Try with all your might. So you can have no regret when it’s all done and never looking back.
Late night cringing in bed because you remembered something really embarassing from 10 years ago.
Brain, why are you doing this to me? I gotta wake up early tomorrow.
Brain, why are you doing this to me? I gotta wake up early tomorrow.
December 8, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Late night cringing in bed because you remembered something really embarassing from 10 years ago.
Brain, why are you doing this to me? I gotta wake up early tomorrow.
Brain, why are you doing this to me? I gotta wake up early tomorrow.
“We can’t romanticize a relationship before we’re ever in it.”
Yup. That’s my wake-up call.
Yup. That’s my wake-up call.
December 8, 2024 at 2:31 PM
“We can’t romanticize a relationship before we’re ever in it.”
Yup. That’s my wake-up call.
Yup. That’s my wake-up call.
It has been 5 years (8 days early). Will it be different this time? Did we grow up? Here’s to hoping we are more mature and be more honest about feelings and circumstances.
December 7, 2024 at 6:19 PM
It has been 5 years (8 days early). Will it be different this time? Did we grow up? Here’s to hoping we are more mature and be more honest about feelings and circumstances.