Cerulean Hooligan
@ceruleanhooligan.bsky.social
I aim to misbehave.
Ovaries are the original slingshot.
Ovaries are the original slingshot.
i can't hope the same for you because nobody gives a fuck about you. so just go do it yourself.
October 18, 2025 at 8:38 PM
i can't hope the same for you because nobody gives a fuck about you. so just go do it yourself.
October 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
The last line, absolutely perfect. 👏👏👏👏
September 12, 2025 at 11:57 AM
The last line, absolutely perfect. 👏👏👏👏
god that headline is so unbelievably disgusting and completely accurate
September 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
god that headline is so unbelievably disgusting and completely accurate
Paul saying this was not on my 2025 bingo card
September 8, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Paul saying this was not on my 2025 bingo card