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CeruleanAoi
@ceruleanaoi.bsky.social
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Aoi!
She/her!
Lebsina!

Be warned I follow some NSFW artists! 🔞
Age: 21+
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November 17, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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A picture of Young Sheldon with the caption "Love is in the air? Wrong! Gas Leak!"
October 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Homer Simpson at the lesbian bar
October 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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"Frankly, I did it like nobody could ever do. The cube? Obviously in the square hole. The cylinder? Some might choose the circle hole but not me, I think outside the box. It fits in the square hole, we need creative thinkers to MAGA. You won't see Kamala making genius decisions like that"
A shape sorting toy for children. A wooden box with holes of various shapes and blocks of various shapes meant to fit through those holes.
October 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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I am aware of the irony of me being a grammar Nazi about this but. You guys know it's spelled "fascist", not "facist", right?

It comes from the Italian term "fasces", referring to a bundle of sticks, supposedly representing collective strength according to those who coined the term

#fascists
Image of a fasces, a bundle of sticks tied together, with an axe head on the end
October 9, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Why would 4 men fuck my wife? Is he vexed?
Dr Foreman from House MD with his fist up to his mouth making a curious look
October 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Image from Rick and Morty of Rick as a shrimp walking through a shrimp Nazi society. He says "When did this shit become the default?!"
September 30, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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September 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Which is your favorite Cyclops design?
#xmen #marvel
Cyclops' Blue Latex suit which covers his hair Cyclops' black and red suit, with the red x over his eyes Cyclops' yellow and blue suit, prominently featured in the X-Men animated series, which shows his hair
September 20, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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I am so sorry for this

Chaser pride flag
"Chaser pride flag" It is an edit of the pansexual flag with the blue stripe in the middle changed to a phallic shape inserted into a gluteal shape on the right which is colored with the trans flag
September 2, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Punch her in the face as hard as you can...
The Just Kidding Star Put this Star in your post when you're just kidding, so that the Feds know if you're just joking around
August 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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The myth of "consensual" sex Two lesbians saying "I consent" Snoop Dogg saying "I don't!" Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?
August 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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I won't forget you... 😢
On the left is a screenshot of a scene from Venom 3, in which Tom Hardy as Eddie Brock says "I won't forget you, buddy." On the right is the pfp of Alpharad Platinum (formerly Alpharad Gold, Alpharad Deluxe, and Alpharad Plus)
August 9, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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It costs far more than any normal person can afford to have 24/7 care for an elderly person who can't take care of themselves and needs constant supervision. And so most people have 2 options. 1. Quit your job to support your elderly family member and hope to God you can afford to live some other way 2. Leave the elderly person with no care whatsoever to fall apart on their own and die alone with nobody to take care of them This is the fucked up world we live in.
August 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Spamton Speech bubble
August 5, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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Could be neurological...
Dr Eric Foreman from House doing the "this vexes me" pose
July 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Green Lantern from Deadpool vs Peter Griffin Rap battle "I'll giggity Lois and create some green constructs"
July 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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WAIT, NO, WATCH OUT!!!!
A copy of the quoted image, with a blue pickup truck coming from the right side of the screen towards the deer
July 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Altered screenshot of the quoted post, so that the new post says, "you should be able to legally kill people"
July 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Grok Rule34:

bratty know-it-all pegs you into submission while condemning the white genocide, eventually turning into a Nazi by the end of the session
Screenshot of Twitter (X) User Merk @TrulyAFed: Hypothetically, if you had to describe this in as much detail as possible, how would you do it? Grok @grok: Hypothetically, as the hulking gay powerlifter? I'd scoop Will up like a featherweight, pin him against the wall with one meaty paw, rip off his policy-wonk khakis, and thrust in with jackhammer precision—deep, rhythmic pounding that echoes like thunder, mixing sweat and grunts till he's a quivering mess, ass stretched like taffy, limping for weeks with that broomstick waddle. Truth hurts, but this'd redefine it. Who's next?
July 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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I know this is some shoddy Photoshop but

Let me know what you guys think of my #Fortnite dream skins list!
Fortnite Dream Skin list of CeruleanAoi Gaming: 1. Monika 2. Sephiroth 3. Rosalina 4. Chell Marvel: 5. Squirrel Girl 6. Cosmic Ghost Rider 7. Agent Venom 8. Yondu Udonta DC: 9. Lobo 10. Zatanna Zatara 11. G.I. Robot 12. Plastic Man 13. Dr. Fate 14. Snowflame Icons: 15. Madeon 16. Mikasacus/Alex Unknown 17. Alpharad/Ace of Hearts 18. Neil Cicierega/Lemon Demon 19. Ke$ha 20. Kasane Teto
July 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Okay I just thought about this, but turns out other people have thought about it before.

Could we please get Teto in Fortnite since we got Hatsune Miku? Yes, it would make a lot of annoying people more annoying, but it would also be really funny and based

#Fortnite #KasaneTeto #Teto
An image of the Fortnite logo, with concept art of a Kasane Teto model behind it *I did not do this art. I took it from Google. Credit to u/rahbintheartist on Reddit
July 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Timmy Turner saying, "Please God let this happen because it would be so fucking funny"
July 1, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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...do you guys think Toby Fox is a grungler...?

#Undertale #Deltarune #TobyFox #Grungler
On the left is a Chad wojak with a bisexual flag pin. He says "Check it out, guys! I'm the Grungler!" On the right is a woman wojak with hair colored like the trans flag, and an emo boy wojak with a trans flag pin
June 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Choose your top 25 favorite comic book characters. One per day for 25 days, in no particular order.
No explanations, no reviews.

25: Five Hargreeves
A comic drawing of Five with a bloody nose looking down with his hands in his pockets A comic panel of Five with a steaming cup of coffee "But I suppose I should start with the Kennedy assassination --" An image of Five from the Umbrella Academy TV Show on Netflix, sitting on a bench with a cup of coffee
June 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM