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@certomistle.bsky.social
The only Cacomistle (or Fossa) in DC!
Careful, I bite~
🔞/any/💚Jarvi💚/ΘΔ
Here's something cute instead. Curling up with a pine marten.

🍝: @camura.bsky.social

Art: Mimi Fox
November 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I am the bat-kite~

🎨: @mimi fox
The pirate holding the string is @zephyrnok.bsky.social
October 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I kinda want to do it too!
October 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
El Diablo again 💚
October 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Best Hurricane garnish ever.

At Franklin's in Hyattsville!
October 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
"Basic Witch" at Franklin's!

It's a beautifully Fall pumpkin espresso martini.
October 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Me too thanks
October 1, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Made a little banana daiquiri.

Giffard's Banane du Brasil
Doorly's XO
Demerara syrup
Fresh lime juice
💚

Very smooth flavor.
September 16, 2025 at 12:05 AM
What a classic drink!

Queens Park Swizzle from Service Bar for my brother's birthday yesterday!

And an amaro swizzle too.
September 14, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Having a Fuck Trump at the Green Zone.
September 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Soft and stupid is my ultimate goal.

#ferret
September 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Mexican El Diablo~
September 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Three dots and a dash~
September 5, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Cable get squashed.
September 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Work shopping my creme brulee flip-nog-thing...
September 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Made a bananas foster daiquiri a few days back.

It looks a hell of a lot better than a Singapore Sling for the camera.
September 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I am the cacomistle.
August 22, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I wanted a couple of pictures before we threw the socks away. She hated every second of it...but she got some chicken.

#ferret
July 17, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Anyways, here's my fossa Mordero making a fox into his literal bitch after double-knotting their tailhole.

Sex transformation has always been a favorite. 💚

🎨: @elcydog.bsky.social
🦊: @springpaw.monster
July 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
She fell asleep in her food bowl with what appears to be noneuclidean geometry.

#ferret
July 17, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Taking a friend on a flutter is a fantastic way to share being a bat! Solare is just like that. 🧡

The hapless hanger-on is @camura.bsky.social

My lovely friend @boper9.bsky.social did the 🎨
July 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Happy living cloud.
June 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Guess I'm a therian now, based on my new understanding of the term!

Δθ
June 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Any time. 💚
June 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
As a ferret, you belong in the sock drawer.

More seriously, you belong around people that make you feel safe for who and what you are. I hope you have people that do that for you. 💚
June 6, 2025 at 9:33 PM