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certifiedrizzler.bsky.social
Unidentifiable entity of considerable amounts of entropy
@certifiedrizzler.bsky.social
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Fem pronouns - NSFW 🔞
Porn reposting account and a little bit of personal stuff on the side. Chatter and art.

Dead dove come have a taste!

EVERYTHING I repost is real art and deserves to exist.
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certifiedrizzler.bsky.social
no incest...
image of a lady on the left yelling knives through the heart of some guy on the right, on a red background.
November 8, 2025 at 12:09 PM
certifiedrizzler.bsky.social
artists be saying "check out my tomboy oc" and then this is the character they show you
A very, very voluptuous woman with short brown hair stands in a skin-tight blue swimsuit on the beach. Look out gordon, hotted boobs up ahead! Tits big ones!
October 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
certifiedrizzler.bsky.social
is it intentional she's stuff posing
I'm stuff
July 12, 2025 at 7:41 PM
certifiedrizzler.bsky.social
Chicken JOI
This... is steve.
May 13, 2025 at 1:28 AM
certifiedrizzler.bsky.social
this has probably been done before
Two stick figures talking. The left says: "Kink is second nature to us queers, so it's easy to forget that the average person probably only is into questionable consent and piss or bondage." The person on the right says: "And fisting, of course." The person on the left responds: "Of course."
May 5, 2025 at 9:25 PM
certifiedrizzler.bsky.social
straight up
a white person with blue eyes posing with their arms crossed
April 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
certifiedrizzler.bsky.social
We're gods in this household
A meme which reads "the virgin self-depricating humor" vs "the chad absurd self-confidence humor". And then a bunch of text. On the virgin self-depricating humor side, it says: "Makes passive suicidalism your mental norm", "unleashing your baggage on people who didn't ask for it", "your friends have to fight you on it", "makes people hesitantly pity laugh", "deep discomfort all around", "no do you get it like the joke is that I want to die". And on the chad absurd self-confidence humor side, it says: "puts people at ease", "people can genuinely laugh because it's so extreme", "gets you even more comfortable with even satirical self-confidence", "doesn't require your friends to be unpaid therapists", "bleeds into your social circle, making your friends a lot happier too", "I'm literally god and the best at everything I do".
March 11, 2025 at 2:35 PM
certifiedrizzler.bsky.social
YEAHHH
A picture of 4 men sitting on a couch and cheering
February 28, 2025 at 1:03 PM
certifiedrizzler.bsky.social
this but for like everything in general
Screenshots of the amazing spiderman movie where peter parkers grandparents ask him, in the top panel: "Peter, which is better, cable or streaming?" to which peter penis replies "Doesn't matter uncle ben, piracy is better than both of 'em".
January 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
certifiedrizzler.bsky.social
Pretty fun. I'm fucking flooring all of you, get on my level
A screenshot of my bluesky wrapped, showing that I've made 2576 posts, and 51741 reposts
December 27, 2024 at 4:35 PM
certifiedrizzler.bsky.social
posting the bullshit asymmetry principle for no specific reason
A small comic, titled "The bullshit asymmetry principle". Underneath the title, it reads: "the amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it". The comic itself is read left to right, and in the first panel, individual 1 raises their finger and says: "Wait! I bet the moon's made of cheese!" A bar below the panel shows an effort meter, only displaying a singular bar of effort. In the second panel, individual two says: "Well, spectrographic analysis and orbit calculations suggest not. Plus, we built a rocket, took people there, and they couldn't eat it." The effort bar is maxed out. In the third panel, individual one says: "...Hm, yeah. I'm still thinking cheese."as individual two facepalms out of frustration.
November 18, 2024 at 8:01 PM
certifiedrizzler.bsky.social
Yeah I guess they saw you back on him and shuddered in fear
A screenshot of official league patch notes, showing Shen having been nerfed.
November 9, 2024 at 5:19 PM
certifiedrizzler.bsky.social
you gotta step up your game next year guys
a meme showcasing a cat looking disappointedly into the camera, accompanied by text that reads "Check artists kinktober prompt list. Look inside. Sex positions."
November 6, 2024 at 10:21 PM
certifiedrizzler.bsky.social
me if staring at a canvas for 3 hours then closing the piece again was a job
a picture of a guy with an extreme amount of 100 dollar bills on the table in front of him
October 25, 2024 at 10:10 PM
certifiedrizzler.bsky.social
This fucking enemy type in genshin could literally slice me in half and I would thank her
A screenshot of the enemy "Frost Operative" from genshin impact.
October 14, 2024 at 9:13 PM
certifiedrizzler.bsky.social
CAN YOU POST GIFS NOW
A gif that shows the infamous jimmy beast, the eternal mr hendricks, going at it in his coffin
October 14, 2024 at 7:50 PM
certifiedrizzler.bsky.social
artists are like "you just get more reach over on twitter", meanwhile the average twitter artist trying to post anything without getting immediately shadowbanned and losing 90% of their reach for weeks
October 14, 2024 at 7:47 PM
certifiedrizzler.bsky.social
This isn't going to register as much to a viewer if there isn't any text on the same level to move over to - so lowering the text down to not be on the same level, as well as maintaining the top-left to bottom-right order is usually going to fix it. Like this very quick edit I made to show my point
an edit of the post above with the dialogue on the right lowered to have the order of which it should be read be more clear
October 11, 2024 at 11:31 PM
certifiedrizzler.bsky.social
If I may give feedback for the dialogue placement itself? Usually small spaces like this would indicate that the readers eyes should move over to dialogue next snippets of dialogue.
screenshot of the post focusing on the speech bubble placement
October 11, 2024 at 11:28 PM
certifiedrizzler.bsky.social
Pixiv should make one of those large sticker emotes of this girl that is her laying facing away from the camera in the family guy death pose with cum all over her. The final tier of excitement
A screenshot of an excited mascot character from pixiv. Blushing with sparkles in her eyes as she excitedly curls her fist a screenshot of an extra excited mascot character from pixiv. On her knees, radiating excitement
October 7, 2024 at 11:11 PM
certifiedrizzler.bsky.social
Ah yes the centre party
A screenshot of the wikipedia article for the past dutch political party "centre party".
September 27, 2024 at 3:37 PM
certifiedrizzler.bsky.social
we can post gifs now?
a gif of mister beast whackin it in his coffin
September 11, 2024 at 7:08 PM
certifiedrizzler.bsky.social
IT WAS THIS FUCKING SHIRT JUST IN BLUE

this feels so fucking unreal
A grey shirt with the text: "Hawk Tuah '24 - Spit on that thang" written in dark blue and red colours.
September 6, 2024 at 2:02 PM
certifiedrizzler.bsky.social
A serval cat pogging with a cone of shame around it's head, while the top text says "CEMENT?!?!?"
July 25, 2024 at 9:58 PM
certifiedrizzler.bsky.social
THE WAY YOU DREW THE SLIGHTLY SEE THROUGH DRESS SO FUCKING GOOD
The character john wick from the movies of the same name, saying: "Yeah, I'm thinking PEAK"
June 30, 2024 at 8:13 PM