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Polar Bear • USA • 420 :) • 🔞 18+ Only 🔞 • Grey-Ace • Amateur 3D-Artist • @Klondike3D.bsky.social

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CW: 245 lbs

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Pfffff my timeline was a bit goofy x3
The lower piece shown first and the upper piece shown directly below it. the complete piece is a fat wolf trying to climb up and break post barriers. His efforts are wasted as he is too large and round to do so :3
November 16, 2025 at 3:51 AM
certifiedpillow.bsky.social
Belly pics from the other night
Stuffings sponsored by friends taste so good :3c
On a kitchen counter there lies two little caesar pizza boxes with a plate on top full of pizza and some garlic butter dip. To the left of the boxes there are two 2 liters of soda A chubby white guy wearing a grey t-shirt with a black and grey plaid overshirt. His t-shirt is pulled up exposing his belly and moobs, he's grabbing the left side of his belly, his fingers sinking into his belly. Same belly pic except no grabbing :3
March 31, 2025 at 8:18 PM
certifiedpillow.bsky.social
Omg this really looks and feels like a video game title screen so I had to edit one in
A screenshot of the original video (a dragon sleeping under a tree in an open field) with "The legend of Eligecos" edited in as the title
November 8, 2024 at 9:34 PM
certifiedpillow.bsky.social
Was testing a programming project for a class before submitting it and something funny happened
November 8, 2024 at 8:38 PM
certifiedpillow.bsky.social
What if I, another fat bear, brought banana bread to the function?
Chocolate chip banana bread loaf sitting on a cooling rack
October 28, 2024 at 4:38 PM
certifiedpillow.bsky.social
Holy shit I need a feeder to talk to me like Domino's does
Various Domino's emails with the subjects "Indulge in Pepperoni Stuffed Cheesy Bread Goodness", "Give in to that pizza craving", "We're recognizing our most loyal members", "While others give you less, we want to give you more", and "Get MOREflation, not shrinkflation when you order tonight!".
October 18, 2024 at 1:22 AM
certifiedpillow.bsky.social
Got some donuts delivered... I'm starting to think this delivery boy might be more interested in something other than tips...

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October 17, 2024 at 11:12 PM