Strazzie, Certified Gremlin
@certifiedgremlin.bsky.social
Pronoun: He/She/They
29 y/o, game enthusiast, novice DM, world building enthusiast
Not at all, in the least bit, humorous.
MINORS DNI 🔞
29 y/o, game enthusiast, novice DM, world building enthusiast
Not at all, in the least bit, humorous.
MINORS DNI 🔞
It’s morally correct to pirate almost everything. ESPECIALLY from mega-corps.
“Oh we lost 35million dollars due to pirating!” - some billionaire
Wrong, you just didn’t make that much in that quarter as you predicted.
You didn’t LOSE anything.
Pirating is good.
“Oh we lost 35million dollars due to pirating!” - some billionaire
Wrong, you just didn’t make that much in that quarter as you predicted.
You didn’t LOSE anything.
Pirating is good.
June 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
It’s morally correct to pirate almost everything. ESPECIALLY from mega-corps.
“Oh we lost 35million dollars due to pirating!” - some billionaire
Wrong, you just didn’t make that much in that quarter as you predicted.
You didn’t LOSE anything.
Pirating is good.
“Oh we lost 35million dollars due to pirating!” - some billionaire
Wrong, you just didn’t make that much in that quarter as you predicted.
You didn’t LOSE anything.
Pirating is good.
Does his apron say something cheesy like “kiss the cook”?
May 25, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Does his apron say something cheesy like “kiss the cook”?
Systems? Awful
Content? Decent
Alt friendly? FUCK NO!
Zones? Peak
BFA gets a solid 6/10
BFA suffered due to coming off the heels of something like Legion, which I’d still rank higher.
But like most things, you don’t know how good you have it until it’s gone…. And you get sent to ShadowLands…
Content? Decent
Alt friendly? FUCK NO!
Zones? Peak
BFA gets a solid 6/10
BFA suffered due to coming off the heels of something like Legion, which I’d still rank higher.
But like most things, you don’t know how good you have it until it’s gone…. And you get sent to ShadowLands…
May 25, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Systems? Awful
Content? Decent
Alt friendly? FUCK NO!
Zones? Peak
BFA gets a solid 6/10
BFA suffered due to coming off the heels of something like Legion, which I’d still rank higher.
But like most things, you don’t know how good you have it until it’s gone…. And you get sent to ShadowLands…
Content? Decent
Alt friendly? FUCK NO!
Zones? Peak
BFA gets a solid 6/10
BFA suffered due to coming off the heels of something like Legion, which I’d still rank higher.
But like most things, you don’t know how good you have it until it’s gone…. And you get sent to ShadowLands…
Where did he grow up?
May 22, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Where did he grow up?
Death > War
Sorry not sorry
Sorry not sorry
May 19, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Death > War
Sorry not sorry
Sorry not sorry
If all else fails, throwing a bunch of exploding minions at the problem will usually solve it 98% of the time!
May 19, 2025 at 1:54 PM
If all else fails, throwing a bunch of exploding minions at the problem will usually solve it 98% of the time!
The whole set is so fancy and extra. It’s exactly what class sets SHOULD be
May 19, 2025 at 1:53 PM
The whole set is so fancy and extra. It’s exactly what class sets SHOULD be
What is his favorite spell?
May 19, 2025 at 1:49 PM
What is his favorite spell?
He’s so pretty! And from what you’ve told me of him he fits the fool so well! 10/10
May 19, 2025 at 1:47 PM
He’s so pretty! And from what you’ve told me of him he fits the fool so well! 10/10
If he had to pick only one of his animals to pull from a burning building… who is he picking?
May 19, 2025 at 1:44 PM
If he had to pick only one of his animals to pull from a burning building… who is he picking?
Was a nice pallet cleanser! But I missed so many of the people here!
May 2, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Was a nice pallet cleanser! But I missed so many of the people here!
After an extended hiatus from social media (cuz it sucks) I’m deciding to come back to where the sky is blue & it’s not awful!
May 1, 2025 at 4:53 PM
After an extended hiatus from social media (cuz it sucks) I’m deciding to come back to where the sky is blue & it’s not awful!
Once I get a free second I’ll message you!
March 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Once I get a free second I’ll message you!
I just recently bought it! Finally got around to it on my list and OMG WHY DID I WAIT
March 9, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I just recently bought it! Finally got around to it on my list and OMG WHY DID I WAIT
Jund superiority never ends!
Give in to the might of the strongest combination of colors!!
JUND IS LOVE! JUND IS LIFE!
Give in to the might of the strongest combination of colors!!
JUND IS LOVE! JUND IS LIFE!
January 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Jund superiority never ends!
Give in to the might of the strongest combination of colors!!
JUND IS LOVE! JUND IS LIFE!
Give in to the might of the strongest combination of colors!!
JUND IS LOVE! JUND IS LIFE!
Mustard/Sepia/Raspberry/Burgundy/Rose/Flamingo/Lavender/Grape/Sapphire/Moss/Emerald/Rainbow/Void
January 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Mustard/Sepia/Raspberry/Burgundy/Rose/Flamingo/Lavender/Grape/Sapphire/Moss/Emerald/Rainbow/Void
You are court jester
January 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
You are court jester
Poorple
December 21, 2024 at 3:40 AM
Poorple
The cutest!
December 20, 2024 at 12:13 PM
The cutest!
No actually! Unlike the flat earth, the waters of Azeroth are indeed carbonated.
December 19, 2024 at 9:18 AM
No actually! Unlike the flat earth, the waters of Azeroth are indeed carbonated.