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Certified Chump
@certifiedchump.bsky.social
they/she, queer marxist, mostly here to post pictures of birds
I feel like I should revisit Phoenix, my main memory of it is reading at the library in 6th grade and worrying that someone would look over my shoulder and ask why I'm reading this weird incest story
June 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Young men don't open bank accounts. They are too expensive. They weave a basket in which they store valuable tulip bulbs. That's their savings.
March 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
american protestantism is gonna be all of the most insane catholics joining these people because the pope is too woke
March 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM