certando
certando.bsky.social
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@certando.bsky.social
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purple dog, so crazy
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EXCUSE
August 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
sorry not in the mood for mexican food rn i mexican't
August 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
dude
the wheel alignment shop i'm at uses the talking ben phone ringtone
i heard him pick up the phone in my head am i cooked?
July 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I got fleas today
I really am a dog lmao
July 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
not done dreaming yet...
until next year furality :3
June 12, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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A dream, or a nightmare? You decide.

See you there~

#FuralitySomna

Credit to @bardicrj.com for the video <3
January 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I have an announcement:
bustin makes me feel good
that is all, keep scrolling
April 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
i don't like to vent unless i absolutely have to but i just heard someone order a box combo with no toast extra slaw and i don't think i'll ever recover from this

thanks for that random stranger
April 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
how to cure hard trance addiction?
shit gets my tail wagging ngl
March 28, 2025 at 4:43 PM
ATTENTION FELLOW DOGS:
drive a prius, save a tree
can't pee on tree if no tree left
March 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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RAZCANINE AVATAR GIVEAWAY!!!

I'll be gifting 3 RazCanine on Bluesky and 3 Twitter!

To participate all you have to do is like, follow and repost!

The winners will be chosen Thursday just before the release! You are welcome to participate on both platforms!
February 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
wrrrf! wroof wrrraf... arf arf :3

translation:
finally having a valentine's day where I'm not sad because self confidence is on the rise and I know I'll get my first valentine one of these years if I keep being me :3
February 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
learning how to dj so I can mix in a death grips song to make three people in the crowd pog leaving the rest questioning why they attended the function
February 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
if I go to school as an architect and graduate would it make me a barkitecht?
January 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
why are corn dogs such a dog friendly food like you literally get a free stick after you finish eating it
January 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM
BARK BARK BARBARBAR BARK
wrrrrrf
thank u for attending my ted talk
December 28, 2024 at 6:44 PM
*barks into the void*
December 18, 2024 at 8:49 PM