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cereopsis.bsky.social
@cereopsis.bsky.social
gymrat
i have 384
August 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
your womb is behind your abdominal muscles and bladder, its near your back, i swear it definitely NOT your uterus
August 4, 2025 at 4:49 PM
my fridge💔
July 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
June 12, 2025 at 8:37 AM
bingooo :p
May 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
no bingo🙁
May 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
BINGOO
May 24, 2025 at 5:29 AM
people who own one ball python when you tell them you use snake racks instead of a 100x100x100 glass enclosure that costs approximately 15000$ each for all of your snakes
May 20, 2025 at 5:36 AM
i miss my roommate
May 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
May 6, 2025 at 5:51 AM
is my bedroom liminal space vibes
April 28, 2025 at 11:34 AM
i will always LOVE dairy
April 17, 2025 at 12:48 AM
anyone who begins with ‘i’m not jealous’ just might be jealous, jealous that Sam achieved what he never could, jealous that his own son is asking about Sam and not him
March 29, 2025 at 3:41 AM
March 29, 2025 at 2:51 AM
this is all i packed
March 28, 2025 at 2:00 AM
oh pretty girl
March 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
the only reason i’ve tried a lot of these is because i was feeding them to my bearded dragon and thought “why not?”
March 22, 2025 at 1:05 PM
i fear some of you need to hear this…
March 17, 2025 at 4:25 AM
lasagnaaa
March 15, 2025 at 5:16 AM
milk is lowkey goated
March 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
March 13, 2025 at 12:38 PM
torracat from pokémon, because when i first went to public school someone called it Torah-cat as a joke to me and it was the first time i was introduced to pokémon
March 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
how did i know you were gonna say something like that
March 9, 2025 at 7:27 AM
horrible thing to wake up to
March 7, 2025 at 10:08 PM
🤭🤭 i love my moots
March 4, 2025 at 10:35 PM