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in this case some dev really was like "yeppp some random dumb bitch WILL run in a panic while on fire into the shop because she run out of elixirs or worse climbed all of death mountain without any fireproof shit whatsoever and this deserves acknowledgement" and i deeply appreciate it
November 15, 2025 at 2:58 AM
i can't say the newer games haven't taken some of MM's dna about npcs... but nowhere to the same extent. doesn't have as many genuinely unexpected reactions that feel specific to the characters
November 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
this game is built like an old click-and-point adventure in the best and worst way possible.... like wdym they wrote lines specifically for the sickos (me) who would talk to the small traumatized child with the gibdo mask on
November 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
- show pamela's father the gibdo mask that was according to the description supposedly his own face
- show pamela the gibdo mask and give her a ptsd attack which makes her kick you out of the house
- get kafei the sun mask but not give anju the pendant so he dies alone
- sell the zora eggs
November 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
and STILL they added this stupid niche detail of the giants falling over when the moon crashes down for the obscure as shit possibility that someone goes up, plays the oath to order with less than 4 bosses defeated, and then for some reason does not play the song of time and just fucking dies
November 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
LIKE??? there already IS a cutscene of them failing to hold the moon back. and you get a small grace period minute timer after to use the song of time which anyone would do bc that's the only way to save your progress

there isn't even an incentive to go up before you have all 4 regions cleared
November 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
dw i'm consoling myself with the likely fact that the other two superpowers have definitely and consistently the same discourse but we just don't get to witness it
November 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
November 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
what a good game (again)
November 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
love the ending sequence... and yes everyone knows about kafei's adult model being covered up bc it doesn't exist but has anyone ever paid attention to this fuck bringing his whole-ass chair to the wedding
November 14, 2025 at 9:57 PM
also it's insane how MM just... works without feeling like it's moved away from traditional zelda. it has so many things in it like bands and electrical musical equipment like speakers, steam-boats, a whole washing machine acting as a temple... idk compared to totk or spirit tracks it's so curious
November 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
AND THIS IS JUST THE ENDING TITLE DROP OF ALL TIME
November 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
this is just the freak of all time
November 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
that one. probably
November 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
real
November 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
to wrap the quest up by making you wait during the countdown for its conclusion is genius and diabolical... it makes you wait during a time when you would play the song of time without hesitation. and after the wait is over, it ends in an emotional way that makes you hesitate rewinding time
November 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
like you don't build an intense relationship with anyone here, there aren't any loredumps, exposition or witty banter or Other Popular Modern Tools To Make NPCs Quickly Relatable

in less than 300 words total, you just get involved in the tragedy itself
November 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM