Cereal Velocity
@cerealvelocity.bsky.social
Derg on the internet. Linux, cryptography, and network security programmer. Hind leg enthusiast. Guaranteed scaly trash. 🗑️
Likes and replies might be NSFW. 🔞
Likes and replies might be NSFW. 🔞
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Offering Declined: *gently pokes the dragon with a really long stick* (i am too shy to pet them) (#639)
stop that
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stop that
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November 14, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Offering Declined: *gently pokes the dragon with a really long stick* (i am too shy to pet them) (#639)
stop that
(Offering Received)
stop that
(Offering Received)
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Dragontober day 14 - Ender Dragon!
sorry for the delay again!
sorry for the delay again!
October 16, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Dragontober day 14 - Ender Dragon!
sorry for the delay again!
sorry for the delay again!
C'mere protos, get a snack.
October 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
C'mere protos, get a snack.
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kjobold @sortasideeffect.bsky.social
October 7, 2025 at 8:17 AM
kjobold @sortasideeffect.bsky.social
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Been playing Path of Titans again lately
Thank you for sparing me, bath sarco
You did almost give me a heart attack though holy shit
Thank you for sparing me, bath sarco
You did almost give me a heart attack though holy shit
October 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Been playing Path of Titans again lately
Thank you for sparing me, bath sarco
You did almost give me a heart attack though holy shit
Thank you for sparing me, bath sarco
You did almost give me a heart attack though holy shit
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A serene rotation
Full illustration commission for Volta!
Full illustration commission for Volta!
October 3, 2025 at 2:05 PM
A serene rotation
Full illustration commission for Volta!
Full illustration commission for Volta!
Oh my way to descale your dragon.
October 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Oh my way to descale your dragon.
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October 1, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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I'm launching DergCoin.
It's where you give me gold coins and I put them in a big pile and then sleep on them.
I will not be taking questions.
It's where you give me gold coins and I put them in a big pile and then sleep on them.
I will not be taking questions.
September 4, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I'm launching DergCoin.
It's where you give me gold coins and I put them in a big pile and then sleep on them.
I will not be taking questions.
It's where you give me gold coins and I put them in a big pile and then sleep on them.
I will not be taking questions.
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✨️🌊 DAY ONE 🦈✨️ pelagic thresher shark
when i looked this fella up i was enamored by its hugemongous tail
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🌻 #myart #doodle #sharkweeksketchjam @sharkweeksketchjam.bsky.social
when i looked this fella up i was enamored by its hugemongous tail
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🌻 #myart #doodle #sharkweeksketchjam @sharkweeksketchjam.bsky.social
August 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
✨️🌊 DAY ONE 🦈✨️ pelagic thresher shark
when i looked this fella up i was enamored by its hugemongous tail
- - -
🌻 #myart #doodle #sharkweeksketchjam @sharkweeksketchjam.bsky.social
when i looked this fella up i was enamored by its hugemongous tail
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🌻 #myart #doodle #sharkweeksketchjam @sharkweeksketchjam.bsky.social
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Attacking again, featuring a raptor going kitty mode!!
Beating up @honeymoss.art !
#artfight2025 #dinosaur
Beating up @honeymoss.art !
#artfight2025 #dinosaur
July 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Attacking again, featuring a raptor going kitty mode!!
Beating up @honeymoss.art !
#artfight2025 #dinosaur
Beating up @honeymoss.art !
#artfight2025 #dinosaur
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Can they release a new sleep? This version is getting harder to run.
June 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Can they release a new sleep? This version is getting harder to run.
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ちゃんとファンサしてくれる翠螺ちゃん
May 30, 2025 at 11:25 AM
ちゃんとファンサしてくれる翠螺ちゃん
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My new favorite euphemism for food delivery apps: "personal burrito taxi".
April 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
My new favorite euphemism for food delivery apps: "personal burrito taxi".
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I'm working on a project that uses Google's protobufs.
I've nearly spelled it "protogen" about a dozen times today.
I've nearly spelled it "protogen" about a dozen times today.
April 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I'm working on a project that uses Google's protobufs.
I've nearly spelled it "protogen" about a dozen times today.
I've nearly spelled it "protogen" about a dozen times today.
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Men will buy three used servers and a handful of A100s on eBay to run Deepseek R1 instead of going to therapy.
April 16, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Men will buy three used servers and a handful of A100s on eBay to run Deepseek R1 instead of going to therapy.
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Call me Magic Mike with the way I’m stripping these screws 🤪
March 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Call me Magic Mike with the way I’m stripping these screws 🤪
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March 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM